Life in Camp Shady Fuckers

[unbrokenoath]

WHO: Everyone living in or visiting the Warden camp
WHAT: Just some low-key action-spammy stuff for a bunch of sketchy losers who got tossed into the camp for sketchy losers. And the people who come to hang out because sketchy losers are the coolest losers.
WHEN: Vaguely stretching around Cloudreach?? Nothing is set in stone, time is an illusion
WHERE: Camp Shady Fuckers The Warden camp
NOTES: Just throw whatever warnings necessary in the heads of your threads

Just throw opens or whatever up this is a low-key general mingly kinda thing for hanging out and shouting at each other. Feel free to interrupt other threads or whatever and idk man this is basically like a network post but in real life.

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[serannas]

[ She smirks up at him. ]

As if I could like anyone more than you.

[ And to appease him, she reaches into her bag and takes out an apple, offering it to him. ]

Though there's someone here I like in a different way to you.

[byblow]

[ Apple. He takes it. He is appeased. And smirky. ]

That so?

[ He knows. ]

[serannas]

It is.

[ And she finds it hard to believe he doesn't know. She smirks back. ]

He gets apples and grapes.

[byblow]

I suppose that's fair. He's so scrawny, he needs it.

[ He's not that bad. Not anymore. But. ]

[serannas]

[ R U D E. ]

He was sick. And now he's gaining strength, everyday.

[ She flashes a bright smile. ]

Maybe the extra food is helping.

[byblow]

[ Alistair grins back and takes a bite of his apple while she talks. ]

A hundred more grapes and he'll be ready to take on darkspawn bugs.

[serannas]

As if regular bugs weren't bad enough.

[ She checks in her bag for a moment. Not for a hundred grapes; just to see what's left. ]

But truly, he's doing well with training, isn't he?

[byblow]

[ Alistair leans his head forward as if trying to peek into the bag. ]

Yes, yes, he's doing fine. He's a good man.

[serannas]

He is. He's the best.

[ She lifts her head and exhales a laugh at his gaze. ]

Finish your apple first, and if you're good, I might share more.

[byblow]

I can't imagine how I could be bad before I finish it. I'm a fast eater.

[ Another smile, broad, before he crunches through a bite. ]

[serannas]

Oh, sure. Like you don't strive to make jokes that get people up in arms. But I know your ways. You can't annoy me, so don't even try. I'll just laugh and call you funny. A very bad man, but funny.