A Cruel Twist of Fate [closed]

[wickedchase]

WHO: Twisted Fate, Nerva, Korrin, Zevran, Beleth, Cyril, Ruby, Sera, Katniss, and special sending crystal guest star, Sina!
WHAT: A companion quest and elven relations all wrapped up in one.
WHEN: Post-Illness plot. The band of merry travelers will be gone from Clouch 23 to Clouchreach 28.
WHERE: Traveling to and from the Serpentine River.
NOTES: The plotting post.

Comments

[ombranera]

They do need some mutual nudging, this is true. I was going to do something for them last week- but that sickness made it difficult.

[ On the road is not the best time. But there is never a good time. ]

Honestly I would not know. I have, as ever, known precisely what is expected of me when someone wants me.

[arsebiscuit]

Not a matter of them wanting you. 'Bout you wanting them, innit? That's where they're stuck.

[ombranera]

Then we get the question of wanting to be answered. I do not suppose we could simply lock them naked in a room and let nature take it's course.

[keeperofmagi]

Locking anyone in a room naked is a form of torture, Zevran.

[Nerva reappeared, spare tunic over her arm - pure black, a thick linen, with little hand-sewn silver keys around the hem.]

Who exactly are you intending to watch nature take its course with?

[ombranera]

Alistair and that snipy blonde magewoman. The one with all the duckling magelets following her about.

[ He answers without missing a beat, turning a quirked brow to Nerva. ]

I am certain all their disagreements could be solved if we did that much.

[arsebiscuit]

Depends on the person, don't it? Sides...we already got some of their clothes.

[ The tunic Nerva gave Zev, but it gets lost in a laugh as Sera lets go of any part of that conversation except this bit. ]

[keeperofmagi]

Snipy blonde -- Adelaide? [There was a little bit of surprise and a little bit of disgust in her tone.

She respected Adelaide, but.

Still.]

Not everyone can solve their disagreements so easily.

[ombranera]

Yes, her. I have not seen unresolved sexual tension quite like that in some time.

Ah, but would life not be simpler if things could be solved over dinner and a kiss?

[arsebiscuit]

[ Sera can only snort at all this. Blegh, it'd be easier to just out and say it. ]

Of if everyone got the sticks out their asses.

[keeperofmagi]

Being locked up naked in a room is not 'dinner and a kiss'. [A wry reminder.]

I think Sera's got more the point of it.

[Since they were definitely talking about other people and not her.]

[ombranera]

Sometimes replacing it with a better stick is the best solution.

[ Get it, stick? ]

[arsebiscuit]

Or fist.

[It's not a threat. Just if she's picking...]

[keeperofmagi]

[Nerva sighed, rubbing her face.]

At least put it on, if you're cold, Zevran. I think for myself, I had best retire for the evening.

[Before she ended up with an elf between her thighs again. Or two.]

[ombranera]

Fists are a bit advanced for most, Sera.

[ Zevran takes the offered tunic, pulling it on with a satisfied sigh. ]

Thank you, Nerva. You are most kind. However shall I repay you?

[arsebiscuit]

Naked room...

[But Sera's gone back to her food wrestling, muttering under her breath more than anything.]

Don't polish too hard, yeah? Some of us gotta sleep.

[keeperofmagi]

Don't ruin it, and wash it before you return it, that's all I ask.

[She shot an amused glance at Sera, and then back at Zevran.]

Goodnight. [And then she slipped away again.]

[ombranera]

I can do that.

[ He offers her a lazy salute before sneaking a hand out to steal a bit of food off a skewer. ]