A Cruel Twist of Fate [closed]

[wickedchase]

WHO: Twisted Fate, Nerva, Korrin, Zevran, Beleth, Cyril, Ruby, Sera, Katniss, and special sending crystal guest star, Sina!
WHAT: A companion quest and elven relations all wrapped up in one.
WHEN: Post-Illness plot. The band of merry travelers will be gone from Clouch 23 to Clouchreach 28.
WHERE: Traveling to and from the Serpentine River.
NOTES: The plotting post.

Comments

[arsebiscuit]

Oh- I've got it, right? How many of your type you think these elves' seen? Tell them, all serious, deals get sealed by drinking from the flask- can't do the rift without it. Then watch their faces when they drink!

[Ah, it feels good to laugh.]

[gatheringstorm]

[Korrin bursts out laughing at that, needing a good bout of laughter as well. The image alone...she'd have to pass that on, no doubt.]

Andraste's tits, that'd be priceless. If there's one good thing about my kind not being well-known by most, it's that we can get away with a lot of bullshit. I'd do it, too, if get Fate in a better mood.

[arsebiscuit]

'Course it will. Think he might hate walking 'round the woods almost as much as me. He's not so bad under the ink.

[gatheringstorm]

[She smiles at that, in full agreement.]

He's a good friend, and one I've glad to have at my back. I can't blame him for not being thrilled to return where he's not wanted, not when he has it better elsewhere. Once this is over with, they'd better leave him alone.

[arsebiscuit]

We can fix it that way. Easier than you think, getting their type to act like the wrong kinda elf don't exist.

[gatheringstorm]

If we can, then good riddance. It's better than watching him being drawn into crap he wants nothing to do with. As far as I can tell, the 'wrong' sort of elf is a lot more fun to hang around with, anyway.

[arsebiscuit]

Make out with him a bit, right where they can see. We'll get chased out with fire and halla. Or halla on fire, dunno what they do that makes 'em so special.

[gatheringstorm]

[Korrin snorts at the suggestion.]

Say that near Zevran and I bet you anything he'd do it. He loves making a scene. And I'd love to watch.

[arsebiscuit]

Could both do it. Really mess them up. Elves and qunari teaming up to go mad. Get the real message of the Inquisition out there, wouldn't it?

[gatheringstorm]

[That gets her to laugh and it's a fun image just for the outrage it'd cause, but she shakes her head.]

I've made out with him before, and that was enough for me. Now it'd just be weird. I doubt that'd piss them off nearly as much as non-Dalish elves making out with him, anyway. I'll be happy to stand next to them and glower them all into leaving him alone, though.