A Cruel Twist of Fate [closed]

[wickedchase]

WHO: Twisted Fate, Nerva, Korrin, Zevran, Beleth, Cyril, Ruby, Sera, Katniss, and special sending crystal guest star, Sina!
WHAT: A companion quest and elven relations all wrapped up in one.
WHEN: Post-Illness plot. The band of merry travelers will be gone from Clouch 23 to Clouchreach 28.
WHERE: Traveling to and from the Serpentine River.
NOTES: The plotting post.

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[arsebiscuit]

Hmm.

[She drums her fingers against the table- then lets out a low snarl.]

This is shit, yeah?! If you knew it was this bad, why'd you bring us? Just to watch while they stupid-ed their way into dead? We coulda just sent Josie to the humans, closed the rift, and fucked along. This is you. So.

Fix it.

[wickedchase]

Because, madame, I'm banking on Beleth and Cyril to pull off their Dalish charm and worm their way into some cold, woods-y hearts in order to convince them to change their minds.

I brought you so I could at least hear one sane opinion about the clan. And the arrows.

You're saying I should fix it?

[arsebiscuit]

Fix it, end it. Something. Don't shove it off on other people. If your Dalish're nice enough to give a shit about the humans, probably not elfy enough for that lot, anyway.

[wickedchase]

Beleth is plenty elfy. [Once upon a time he had worse things to think and say, but... well, it's a bit hard to think of her badly now. Beleth is frustrating, but she's pretty and incredibly intelligent with a good wit. Hard to not respect that.] But true, she deserves better than them. Everyone does.

[Part of him is a bit bothered, but generally impressed that Sera is telling him to not shove it off on other people. Which was exactly what he was planning on doing, because running from his problems and manipulating people to fix it for him seemed convenient and easy.

But it's not very... well. Friends can do better than that. And the Inquisition is less of the pawn he wanted it to be for him now since he'd acquired these friendships.

Alas.]

Think I could just throw some money at it? I only wish it were that easy.

[arsebiscuit]

You sound like a friggin' noble.

[ It is Not a Compliment. Other people taking your pain? Throwing around coin?

She is very disappointed in you, Fate. ]

[wickedchase]

It was a joke, Sera.

[He sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose.

Running away from problems isn't a first for him, but foisting off his problems on friends is not... friendly.]

Tell you what. I get drunk as shit, and then? Then I'll try to make some mad, brilliant plan that fixes this whole thing. I'm sure that won't possibly go awry.

[arsebiscuit]

[She snots a little at that.]

It's- you can need friends, yeah? Friends are the best things that can be. But they're just that. The Friends. You're there to make it all work. That's the deal. Or you're just...some bitchy person that makes people feel like shit.

[ Being a Jenny clearly gave much wisdom. Drunk, angry wisdom. ]

[wickedchase]

Oh, don't worry. I can still be a bitchy person, just sometimes I'm a friend, too.

[He finishes his current cup. Because, yes, he needs to get drunk to deal with this shit.]

You're not wrong, though. [And he can approve of her telling to get his crap together.] Suppose after I hear what everyone's got to say, I'll figure out where it has to go after that.

[arsebiscuit]

Good 'nuff. But it's on you, yeah? Don't get to cry 'bout how the cook wasn't fast enough if it goes off wrong. Don't get that, after you dragged everyone in.

[ She is making less sense there, weaving her own work as a leader in the Red jenny's into this, but too gone to much care. ]

'Till then... tell me how that bitchy First set her underthings on fire once or something.

[wickedchase]

I don't plan on it. No matter how it turns out. Suppose it's just enough that we try. That I try, more specifically. [Which he hasn't done much of, Sera helpfully pointed out, but it was a good point.]

Oh, definitely. When we were children, I had a natural affinity to making fire spells. Janna? Janna wanted to catch up. So she did set her clothes on fire, matter of fact. Then complained to me and wanted me to share my cloak with her.

I told her good luck with that and ran off. She had to walk back to camp without a piece of clothing to her name.

[arsebiscuit]

Ha! There you go. Do anything clever with it? Like...like shove her down and say 'Tricks on you, I like boys better!' Or something.

[ She will just be giggling. About the naked fire princess sparkly-tits. ]

[wickedchase]

Bah, it'd have been a poor lie. I like both, really. But I did put slugs in her robes when I beat her home.

You can imagine the shrieking, I hope. It was good shrieking.

[arsebiscuit]

Everyone lives through this, we'll see if we can't hear 'em again, yeah? Slugs and itchy plants in her underthings.

[ Show how shocking a flat-ear can be. ]

[wickedchase]

I like the way you think, Sera.

Suppose I'll just have to work extra hard to make sure we get the opportunity.