Okay. Okay okay okay. Maybe ditch it for now and go for, besides backing up, grabbing actual snow with his hands to pack a ball. If he can just...get her in the face, then she'll totally back off, and she'll be blinded enough to just...be blinded for a little, right?

Backing up, of course, means that he's not actually watching where he's going. Not watching where he's going means that, well...she doesn't actually have to tackle him to make him trip over some divot in the snow, flailing backwards, and into the snowbank behind him.

"...Wow, a self-wipeout. I'd say that's an all-time low, but..." He's kinda done worse.