Avery (
thecookery) wrote in
faderift2016-09-20 11:56 pm
[ Open ] You are a Giant Redwood, Falling on a Family of Deer
WHO: Avery and OPEN
WHAT: Another post-shardbearer-plot (this one) post! This one a slightly wider spread catch-all
WHEN: Late September/early October
WHERE: Around Skyhold
NOTES: Warning for grouchy, injured baker! Also, potential references to violence and torture and gore from said shardbearer plot
WHAT: Another post-shardbearer-plot (this one) post! This one a slightly wider spread catch-all
WHEN: Late September/early October
WHERE: Around Skyhold
NOTES: Warning for grouchy, injured baker! Also, potential references to violence and torture and gore from said shardbearer plot
Kitchens
Anyone coming in for a visit or just down here passing by over these few weeks is probably going to be hearing a lot more banging and clattering and cursing than usual before they even reach the doors. Sounds which further investigation will reveal to be the sweet music of a very frustrated Avery trying to navigate the narrow spaces between counters in here sporting a sling on one arm and a crutch under the other. What with her junked-up shoulder and still heavily bandaged leg, y'know?
If they're lucky, they might even get the pleasure of seeing her fumble at doing simple tasks one-handed or knock over a tray of breadrolls with her crutch and transcend anger into a quantum state of silent fuming. The kitchen has never betrayed her like this before.
Healing Tents
Hopefully it won't be like that for too much longer though. And it's this hope that has Avery diligently visiting the healing tents at the appropriate intervals to have the progress of her wounds checked on. The shoulder, thankfully, is not so bad, as long as she makes sure to keep from moving it around too much for a while, but the leg... Well, it turns out giant, magical wolf bites don't really give a damn about magical healing. They're stubborn like that and refuse to go away on anyone's schedule but their own!
Stables
During those moments when Avery doesn't have reason to visit the healing tents but has been shooed out of the kitchen to do this thing called... relaxing? (She thinks she might have heard of it once, but she really has no idea what such a strange and foreign concept could truly be. It sounds like a trap.) She usually wanders down to the stables to check in with some of her favorite horses and maybe have a go at brushing out their manes and tails while she's at it. Hopefully without being disturbed by anyone, but everyone knows how likely that is to work out for her.
Training Grounds
Though lately she's been spending a little time watching the soldiers train as well. She's not a terrible fighter herself, but most of what she knows is about how to make your average bully or mugger eat their own teeth. If she'd had real battle training like these people, would things have gone differently on that last mission? She can't help but wonder about it as she silently observes.

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Sure, Avery has other people in the kitchen she works with, but having someone basically be her hands is a lot closer. Not just physically but in the sense of communication as well, and communication is far from her strongest (or most comfortable) skill to exercise. Eventually though, she shrugs and checks, "You sure you want to?"
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"Now, what are you making?" Besides flying dinner rolls.
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Glancing over at her dear, departed rolls, Avery sighs and explains, "The beef and onions has had to simmer for a while, so I figured I'd whip those up while I waited. See if I could still manage." The results so far: disappointing, clearly.
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"Well! I do know my way around a pie crust. Shall I make one up for you?"
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"Very well. I will fetch whatever you require as well." But for the moment she starts gathering ingredients for the crusts.
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"I'll let you know," she says instead, sounding almost calm about it, before she grabs a nearby bowl of potatoes (thankfully, already peeled and washed by someone a little earlier) and starts prepping to chop them up.
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"I have made fruit pies so far," she starts. "But not meat and potato." It sounds far too Fereldan for her. "Is the meat cooked prior to going into the pie, or will it cook enough within the shell?"
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She gives Christine a good look over then. She's seen her around of course, but even on her best days, Avery isn't the most sociable person, so she honestly doesn't know much about her. Orlesian, possibly from an upper class family, healer of some sort, maybe a mage? She's not completely sure about the details, but either way it doesn't really add up to aspiring chef in her mind.
"So you like doing this sort of thing?" she eventually asks.
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She glances over then, to see how Avery is coming along.
"And what of yourself? How long have you been a cook?"
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She stops what she's doing and taps the knife on the counter for a second as she actually thinks about it. "My mum married a baker about... fifteen years ago? Something like that. So I guess I started learning about then."
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Instead, Avery dryly comments, "And mostly I kept the weight off by sweating in front of those bloody ovens all day."
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"Do you happen to have a favorite meal you like to cook?"
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The she shrugs. "And not really. Stews are convenient, I guess. Just leave them to do their thing and have time to get other work done." A very Fereldan answer.
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"Oh? I like making pies." Stews are so simple. How can they be a favorite?
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As for the stews, they're probably not actually her favorite. They're just very useful when you're trying to feed as many people as there are here. They're simple and don't require much tending so she can be baking bread or restocking the stores or whatever at the same time. And because this is a job to her, when Christine says the word "favorite," Avery hears "efficient," not "enjoyable."
Nodding though, she suggests, "You should ask Burly to show you his specialties sometime. I've seen those desserts bring grown men to tears."
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"Ah," she adds, going back to rolling. "I do not need pie to do that to grown men." There is a hint of humor to her voice, but who knows if she's being serious or not?
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She stops and tilts her head slightly, pondering, "Actually, I have more patience for men in general when they're not talking."
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"I have found that to be the case as well. Oh well. At least we can quiet them with meat pie, yes?"
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