"...The little pink creatures with the creepy feet? They have a king." Herd animals don't have kings. That anyone would go hunting for it is five kinds of foolish and a waste of everyone's time. There's no point to it. No purpose. It helps no one and does nothing to seek it out and yet a whole mercenary band went on a wild chase for coin?

With cheese.

And Dwarven ale.

For a Nug King.

"...Did he say if it had a little crown?"