Best Roadtrip Ever

[justice_is_blond]

WHO: Alistair and Anders
WHAT: Two Grey Wardens go to hunt Darkspawn. Or so they think.
WHEN: Around now
WHERE: A small, abandoned since the fifth blight village
NOTES: There will likely be some violence, there won't be any making out. This time.

"I've awful news." They're not too far from the village now, though it's not like there's any changes in how cold it is or how the land is snow-covered. Why people even try to live out here is beyond Anders. But that's not the news, and his pause for dramatic effect is deliberate.

"I've run out of road jokes." It's truly the worst news possible.

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[byblow]

Alistair raises his eyebrows in answer, up and then right back down, like a nod. He's still eating, but with Anders working he begins to feel guilty and puts his spoon down so he can flash Ashton his most charming (but never princely) smile.

"I'm on the side of whoever's feeding me," he says, "and not being arses or murdering anyone and so on. If your darkspawn have already moved on, maybe you can put me to work somewhere else while Garrett works his magic. I'm good at carrying things."