"It's stupid," and that's petulant, also he's tired of standing so he's going to just casually slide down so his back is to the battlements even if he is literally freezing his arsehole off now. It's not fair but when did that ever mean shit in Yngvi's life, when was that ever a phrase he actually uttered? Even he wasn't stupid enough. Humans and elves and mages all get to say it but Carta dwarf children don't unless they want to probably be considered dead weight and useless Carta dwarf children with black eyes and missing teeth.
He should've stopped somewhere longer on the road. Worked more of this out. Come back with the same mad sort of caper he had with Gwen's father but somehow a dog dies and his heart isn't in it, and the worst thing is that he knows that Asher would get it.
"You break her your face goes in a trap, she's ours. I mean she has a muscle and not a twig. Doesn't stab when she hugs now." Because that's what Aura Hardie always was, a collection of awkward too-long limbs with pointy joints, tripping over her courtesies even to him and his brother, now she's...well she's happy, so that's the main thing, and Eleanor Hardie can turn to a pillar of salt for all he cares, miserable wretch that she is. "Well she's staying in Sigrid's house so she'd know what to look for, and her taste is better than Asher's. Which is to say, she has taste. And isn't just in it for what she can get. I mean...Asher liked some weird shit. Mostly the married ones and that one what wrote the shite books but there was that whole thing with Mal. Fuckin' bizarre thing that was. Torbjorn still just stares into the fire and mutters 'motherfucker' 'bout that business y'know." And if Torbjorn is doing that then you know that shit is going down because he took on one too many bears in Yngvi's esteemed and learned opinion.
Because Yngvi saw Asher take on bears, it does things to a man's head right.
Flapping a hand, he mutters what sounds like an oath before glancing every which way. "Don't say that word, Nasir'll pop out with Amalia on his arse with a fireball - I'll get the blame not you. I know that whole thing but this is like...warrior. With a spirit. Together. Like how mages do but obviously not because it's different but it's definitely more than just the usual there's a spirit all up inside me thing."
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He should've stopped somewhere longer on the road. Worked more of this out. Come back with the same mad sort of caper he had with Gwen's father but somehow a dog dies and his heart isn't in it, and the worst thing is that he knows that Asher would get it.
"You break her your face goes in a trap, she's ours. I mean she has a muscle and not a twig. Doesn't stab when she hugs now." Because that's what Aura Hardie always was, a collection of awkward too-long limbs with pointy joints, tripping over her courtesies even to him and his brother, now she's...well she's happy, so that's the main thing, and Eleanor Hardie can turn to a pillar of salt for all he cares, miserable wretch that she is. "Well she's staying in Sigrid's house so she'd know what to look for, and her taste is better than Asher's. Which is to say, she has taste. And isn't just in it for what she can get. I mean...Asher liked some weird shit. Mostly the married ones and that one what wrote the shite books but there was that whole thing with Mal. Fuckin' bizarre thing that was. Torbjorn still just stares into the fire and mutters 'motherfucker' 'bout that business y'know." And if Torbjorn is doing that then you know that shit is going down because he took on one too many bears in Yngvi's esteemed and learned opinion.
Because Yngvi saw Asher take on bears, it does things to a man's head right.
Flapping a hand, he mutters what sounds like an oath before glancing every which way. "Don't say that word, Nasir'll pop out with Amalia on his arse with a fireball - I'll get the blame not you. I know that whole thing but this is like...warrior. With a spirit. Together. Like how mages do but obviously not because it's different but it's definitely more than just the usual there's a spirit all up inside me thing."