inagutterson: (These guys don't appreciate I'm broke)
Yngvi Congealedinagutterson ([personal profile] inagutterson) wrote in [community profile] faderift 2017-01-17 08:05 pm (UTC)

"Isn't that almost cannibalism?" Not that Yngvi is opposed necessarily but he maybe thought Korrin would be when she was the way she was about him asking his questions about dogs and doglords. "They look like weird overgrown boars someone shaved that had an unfortunate incident with a wall to account for the face." But who doesn't love bacon? Maybe Mal wouldn't after that, maybe he'd be traumatised and it'd serve him right so Yngvi would have a great letter to write to the oldest bear in the known world.

Look, as for that, it is what it is. And it really really is. "We're going to start a campaign," no guesses as to the use of 'we', Yngvi tends to only use we without a qualification when he means the Carta, "to trademark that. No one is looking out for dwarven interests in such times, it's a fucking scandal and a disgrace." Just because such things don't do matter to them like dreams and magic and Fade-y stuff doesn't mean they don't deserve to have vested interests. "You know they're the only ones that properly remember any of that. Elves forgot everything, Chantry shoved what they didn't like into the corner and beat it 'til it swore it forgot anything the Chantry didn't want it to know, have mercy Maker and Andraste, and the dwarves down under are all dying because they're ruled by fat lazy idiots that are so mired in the past they don't mind huffing Darkspawn stink all damned day and night, then they wonder why none of them are having babies." (It does not take a genius to look at Wardens having few or zero babies, and Orzammar dwarves having few or zero babies, then to look at surface dwarves especially ones that have never had Orzammar touch them getting big in the belly plenty. But Yngvi doesn't really mention that he notices that because it'd be worth more than his life to mention it, because Wardens are all suspicious bastards, no one wonder Orzammar loves them.)

"And Tevinter was built on everything awful that it wanted to be true, s'pose it tried really hard and made it true plenty of places. Them what deny that are deluding themselves, don't know that they're walking on bones and blood just because they can't smell it anymore." He grinds his teeth, looking away before he takes another swallow of his drink. That's the Kirkwall in him coming out something fierce tonight.

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