"Most people here haven't seen a walrus, I have to explain why I named my nuggalope what I did." What a trial, these people who sail a tiny bit and say 'yeah, sure, that's enough we need to get back to stabbing and oppressing each other some more'.

"That's how I've been playing it unless someone at the table wants to play by whatever 'rule' they have. Some of which make absolutely no sense but it makes it more fun the more drunk everyone gets."