[Open] Drunk uncle is in town

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WHO: Oghren and whoever wants to meet him
WHAT: Oghren has sloshed into Skyhold. Time for people to meet him.
WHEN: Starting on Drakonis 9 and going on after that
WHERE: Locations in Skyhold
NOTES: Oghren is a perv. And a drunk. And has a dirty mouth. That's a good start for a warning right?

Arrival - Closed to Anders and Nathaniel

He'd been on a cart the last he'd checked. Likely some merchant heading this way with some supplies. Really he hadn't paid much attention and had simply heard 'headed to Skyhold' and had hopped on. Good enough for him. He could do the whole riding with a stranger thing. Besides, he could kick their ass if he needed to.

Still, all of this had led to him being under a bush somehow. Feet sticking out, stinking up the location. Really one would think a body had just died under that bush considering how it wasn't moving. And this was what Anders and Nate got to stumble upon while they were out together doing...whatever they were doing.

Good thing that upon investigation there was suddenly a loud snore coming out of the bush. Hooray not a dead guy!


Hello Skyhold - Open to EVERYONE ELSE

After having gotten his bearings a bit here, namely he was now here and he'd refilled his flask, Oghren could now be seen figuring this place out. The training grounds, the Warden camp, and the tavern were his favorite places to be for various reasons. But it wasn't really hard to miss the fact that there was a new dwarf in town. Not only did he have flaming red hair but he wasn't exactly stealthy. And that was before anyone touched on that unique odor attached to him.

Yep, Oghren was here and he was determining whether or not he regretted coming to a place that didn't seem to have much excitement going on. But he supposed that since it had booze that he could get past that a bit. So one could likely find him drinking or telling tall tales or even giving his axe a swing (don't worry, he kept that to the training grounds). Whatever the case was, they were easily greeted by him suddenly letting out a loud belch then him looking over.

"Eh? You need something there?"

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"Heh. Well then here's the rest."

He finished off another tankard of ale, already handed another. If nothing else people were enjoying the stupid tales. Grinning ear to ear, he took a swig of that before he continued on.

"So I lifted my axe up to swing at that Darkspawn scum but he tripped right over his skirts. Probably wasn't used to wearing the things. I didn't see a reason to let him go so I chopped off his head in one go. It rolled a fair bit before his body fell down. That's what he got for interrupting me kicking the arse of the kid trying to tell me schleets were real when I know they aren't." He gave a shudder, obviously glad they weren't real. Cousland had been an ass sometimes but at least he'd told him that much.

"Then we went on to find that Nug King. The passages were winding but soon we found...the alter. By the tits of my ancestors, you've never seen a thing so fancy."

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"Did they build it with their little hands?" He asked, deadpan.

The nugs had been a point of strange fascination for him. Odd, harmless little chirping things that scurried about quite brazenly as though they had no concept of predators.

And yet the little hands were almost too much, even for his incredible threshold for the uncanny.

He was fairly certain this 'Nug King' was about as true as the rest of Oghren's tale, but he was, nonetheless, intrigued where this new venture would go.

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"Huh? What's that? What? Nugs don't have hands."

He frowned at him because how dare you ask a stupid question like that. It wasn't even funny! Rude.

Returning to his story, he grinned at his audience. He was so full of something at this point but they were eating it up. "So we gave it the offering thing we found. Just like that all these nugs came out squeaking. Like they were doing a summoning or something. And up comes this one nug with a sodding crown on his head!"

He laughed at his own words then.