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Two nights prior, a drunken merchant had been speaking of the rubies he was going to be shipping out to Denerim. Was quite satisfied by the size of the haul. Satisfied, too, by the way he had arranged his security to foil the pirates' raids. Well, that security was quite foiled by our friends the pirates, once the secret came out.

So - yes. They were most grateful to me. Invited me to join them the very next day.

[ Alexandrie lets her fan drop to her lap and she claps her hands together with exuberant delight. ]

Why Byerly, is this a story of your foray into piracy just as I requested? How accommodating your history is!

Edited 2018-09-16 21:44 (UTC)

[ A heavy, mournful sigh. ]

Oh, if only, ma cherie. No. Alas. You see, we all met up, they with their wealth and that fine fiddle, me with a strain of particularly potent dreampoppy. We drank, we dined, the violinist and I competed to see who played better - I won, of course - and then one thing led to another and...we all ended up passed out in a drugged-out haze. Which normally is the best way to end an evening, except that the bloody municipal guard had followed us, and we all ended up arrested. All of us! They, I, the fiddler...And do you know what the worst part is, my darling? That damned violin went back to the Arlessa, and no one got the reward. I didn't see a cent of it. They released me once I'd explained myself - and with a bit of intervention from some of my kinder relatives - but I was none the richer, and in fact significantly poorer for the exploit.

[ This whole story, perhaps incredibly, is quite true. Well, with certain parts perhaps lightly fictionalized. For example, Byerly had not won the fiddling competition. Ah, well. And there are also parts that are excluded...like, for example, the fact that he had gotten wrapped up in all of this at the behest of the Queen's Own Spymasters, who had been trying to track down the Drakon River Bandits but who hadn't been able to get close. It had been one of his odder assignments, to be sure, but he'd been quite pleased by the outcome. ]

Oh là là, mon pauvre cher! Quelle horreur! Such cleverness, and all for naught.

[ Although she's not entirely sure what the hoped for outcome of that particular plan had been, considering everyone including the would-be violin returner had passed out. Ah well, it made for a wonderful story. She shakes her head with an exhalation of terrible sorrow. ]

If only you had stayed in jail, you should have been spared your subsequent life of crime. Even so, I am glad you are free, elsewise I should never have been so well entertained by your adventurous exploits.

I have decided, in light of this, to be solemnly repentant for my attempt to back you off a cliff. Say you forgive me, or I shall never recover.

Ma cherie, you do know that forgiveness isn't forgiveness if you coerce it out of someone, don't you?

[ she looks absolutely aghast ]

Do you mean to say that every pardon I have ever obtained through main force and blackmail was no true absolution?

I mean that precisely.

I suppose I am irredeemable then.

[ that sounds almost, almost, like the ring of crystal rather than glass. ]

A monster of the first order. I shudder with horror over the fact that I am close to you.

[ bright again! ]

For the preservation of the sanctity of your spirit, perhaps you should move ...a few steps backwards.

Ah - a fine thought.

[ Guilelessly, he stands, and takes the steps. ]

Perhaps a few more. I may be a vile beast, but I am still quite concerned for my effect on your pristine soul. I think my dreadful aura extends at least— [she leans to the side to look behind him "surreptitiously", her lips moving silently as she counts something out in her head, ] —oh, thirty paces or so.

You ought to take them while facing me, lest I seize you with my savage claws while your back is turned.

You do always look out for me, ma cherie.

[ He continues taking the steps, one after the other. A small smile plays on his lips. His eyes don't leave her face. ]

And I always shall, mon cher!

[ Her eyes dance with mirth and mischief as she cups her hand beside her mouth and pitches her voice so as to feign calling to him from a greater distance than is currently between them, producing a lace-edged handkerchief from her skirts to wave delicately at him as one might at a departing vessel. ]

[ And he keeps on stepping, never once flinching or hesitating, continuing his inexorable march backwards. ]

Tell me when to stop, ma cherie.

Worry not, you shall know when!

[ She's not going to stop him. ]

[ When he reaches the fountain, he tumbles back in a positively alarming fashion. - Deliberately so; part of his training for his more recent career has consisted of learning to take a fall. Still, it's most likely actually a rather disconcerting sight, the way he goes ass-over-head back into the water, the way his limbs splay...and the way he doesn't come up again. ]

[ Alexandrie stands with a sparkling laugh as the man goes and very obligingly does precisely what she'd so obviously prompted him to. Points for both execution and commitment. Although it was rather instinctively alarming how hard he'd seemed to go over, and he had been drinking, she's rather inclined to believe he'd done it all on purpose and is holding his breath down there to entice her into a display of remorseful concern.

As she's walking over, she's deciding whether or not she means to let him do so, or if she shall simply stand and wait for him to give over.

Ah, but he'd played along so nicely, it wouldn't be sporting to not return the favor. Thus, she adopts a terribly worried expression, lifts her skirts to her ankles, and speeds her steps quite past gentility— if it was done with purpose, it's more than possible he's timing her— to get to the fountain to peer with immense concern into the water. ]

Andraste miséricordieux! Byerly?

[ And he's lying in the water, flat on his back, absolutely motionless, staring up at the sky unblinking. He'd be the picture of a dead man if he just committed a little further: but his face remains above the water, and his chest rises and falls with his breathing.

He says, matter-of-factly: ]

I often dreamed I'd die by water.

[ The minute he speaks, all worried attentiveness turns to a look that is a mix of relief and mild irritation. She sits on the edge of the fountain in a sweep of skirts that leaves them draped nicely, and looks down at him archly. ]

Do you mean near it, or summarily drowned by the poor woman you were so boorish as to give a fright.

Drowned by one of the poor women in my life. Who knows which one.

[ He turns his head to the side, gathers some water in his mouth (ew), and spits it at her (ew). ]

I almost did drown, once. When I was young. Did I ever tell you about that?

Why only one? I imagine we all might be easily convinced to collaborate on such a worthy project.

[ she emits an affronted squeak at the projectile (ew), and, having been pulling her glove off while they speak in preparation for this very need, reaches down to the water to splash him in retaliation. ]

What a coincidence, you almost drowned at this age.

[ she shakes the water from her hand and leans back on the ledge. ]

You did not. Shall you now?

No, I don't think so.

[ He smiles jauntily, and sits up, shaking his head to rid himself of the water like the dog(-lord) he is. Then he holds out his hand. ]

Haul me up, ma cherie. I'm too waterlogged to stand.

[ She judges the chance that he will pull her into the fountain given the opportunity to be quite high, which would afford many more interesting opportunities than either refusing or waiting for a manservant to show up, and so she sighs long-sufferingly and stands to take it. ]

[ And, obligingly, he tugs her in. He considers it his duty never to disappoint. ]

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