[closed] when im on the road i see stuff going by

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WHO: Wysteria, & Luana, with guest appearance by Raleigh Samson
WHAT: Wysteria and Luana go on an adventure to join the Battle of Ghislain
WHEN: Pre-Ghislain (gestures vaguely at travel times)
WHERE: All over the Maker's blighted earth.
NOTES: Phenomenally stupid decision making.

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Wysteria ducks literally and metaphorically, the edge of that weaponized look slashing far above her recognition as her attention cuts away from him to the shattered vial with a croaked out sound of dismay. "Oh, the glass--! Mind your footing, messere."

By the sound of it and how carefully she begins plucking shards off the stair, it's more out of concern for his foot than for the vial - but oh, there's that too isn't there? Damn it. She'll have to find some replacement container for it and fetch more water from Kirkwall's horrible dark harbor while she's on the ferry. And what will the oarman think of her? Maybe she can simply make her way down to the ferry slip and collect what she needs before the boat even arrives or--

"My apologies. Oh, sir, collect that shoe for me won't you?" This to the shorter man farther down the stairs. A boot has gone heel over toe halfway down to him. Back agian to the tall man immediately at hand: "I have a boat to catch. I'm so sorry. I'll find some way to make it up to you. I really had no intention of trampling anyone at all, but it took me far longer to decide on which things to bring. I'm sure you know the feeling. It's a terrible thing, isn't it? Looking at all your belongings and trying to guess which of them you'll need before you go a place. Maybe the weather will turn. Or maybe I'm taking more than I need or-- pardon me."

Mortified, she shoves a pair of small clothes into her case without looking at them, much less folding them. If she's red in the face, it might as easily be from a lack of oxygen as it is from embarrassment. "Anyway. I always find I'm struck by sense a sense of indecision in those instances, even here where there really isn't much at all to choose from."

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Of course, the gent in back is about to say, but as Wysteria hardly leaves room for him to open his mouth, he merely smiles and does as he's asked. Job done, he catches up with Samson and slaps the boot lightly against his belly—Samson's belly, bravely—by way of passing to him. The u wot mate quality stare he gets in return is met with a fearlessly cheeky smile. Go on, then, he gestures. Hand it back to her. He'll just be over here with his hands folded. Think of him as furniture.

Despite his apparent mood, Samson does clasp said boot to keep it from falling, noting vaguely how small it feels in his hands, and even manages to reduce his death glare to a convalescence frown by the time Wysteria's squared back up in his field of vision. She's saying so many words right now. If he's meant to follow them all, that's too bad, because many of them have flown right past his head, never mind in one ear and out the other.

"Here," he interjects, and waves the boot at her—not to hand it back, exactly, but to shoo her off from the worst of the mess on the stair. "Here, now, I'm all right. Just leave the glass." That one big booted foot of his is, in all likelihood, fine, but he does lift and step it carefully back anyway, for the benefit of her concern. Apart from that, he seems prepared to loom there, big and awkward, while she fusses with her scattered belongings.

The guard clears his throat to get the general's attention, conveys a message to him with an arcane movement of his blond eyebrows.

Samson sighs raggedly.

He then stoops to assist the frazzled young lady in sorting the less, er, delicate of her fabric effects. The blanket, perhaps. That seems harmless enough. "Come on, then," resigned as hell to the effervescent company he's about to keep, "let's get you off to your boat."

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She pauses mid-way through stuffing some fair colored skirt back into the case and lifts her face to him, at once bewildered and dumbstruck both. "What?" And then, without pause: "Oh! Oh, thank you. That's very kind of you, messere. You and your friend are of course not at all obligated, particularly after I victimized you so. But of course I appreciate the sentiment. --No, the effort. It's very considerate of you. I really will have to find some way of demonstrating my gratitude to you when I return. Is there anything you and your friend are especially fond of? A cheese, maybe. That would travel well and I've heard lots of good things about the cheese in Orlais. --Oh, careful. There's a hair pin there near your heel. Could you fetch that before it's stepped on and bent out of shape?"

This, said as she tucks everything back into it's rightful place - clothes more or less all folded, a series of remaining unbroken vials carefully wrapped in a pair of stockings and tucked inside one of the boots.

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"A cheese from— er... yes, I'll..."

Maker's balls, this girl's mouth moves more quickly than he can think. This must be what it's like for old folks around younger folks all the time. Wait, does this mean he's old? Shit. Maybe it does.

Frowning, for that seems to be his default expression anymore, he locates the hairpin and pinches it—pinches it between—pinches the bloody thing between index and thumb, and thusly presents it to her, un-trod-upon. His is a large hand with long fingers, pale and cold, cold as autumn.

"There. Anything else we've missed?" After looking all around the stairs by his feet, he twists to look at Ser Derry, who shakes his head.

"Looks like that's the lot of it," Derry says, pleasant as ever. Why the hell's he always in such a good mood, anyway. "Shall we?"

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The hairpin, she pockets. She has a feeling she'll need to resort her hair in short order. With a decisive snap, she latches the case closed - and bangs on it with the palm of her hand for good measure before she stands and hefts the case up with her.

"An escort too! How lovely." With a deft weave, Wysteria navigates about the tall gentleman on the stairs. "I don't suppose I could convince you to run along ahead to keep the ferry from going, could I?"

He looks fit and quick - the kind one, not the man nearest to hand. No, he has a rather rangy, ill look about him - recovering, she thinks, and maybe that accounts for how sour his disposition is.

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Yes, maybe it's that. Maybe it's that he's directly responsible for the creation of the most widely destructive of the factions in this war, and that people he knows personally are fighting on both sides, and everything he touches becomes a mess, and he hates himself. That could be it. Or, maybe that's just how he looks. Resting bitch face isn't just for women, you know.

Anyway, he lifts up an arm to let Wysteria pass without bumping him—whether she was about to or not, considering how they've just met, he'll not take any chances—and turns to follow thereafter. "He can't," he grunts.

"That's right, messere. 'Fraid I'm meant to keep an eye on this one." Note, for example, how Derry never wanders further than a few paces away from the man in question. He's letting Samson walk ahead of him now, in fact, rather than taking the lead himself.

"Ser Derry here's got to follow me wherever I care to go. Like a faithful hound. Only, if I step out of line he gets to put a bolt between my eyes." Samson taps himself on the forehead, helpfully, and finally cracks a smile—or something approaching one, anyway. Crooked, like. "Or would get to, had he bothered to bring his crossbow."

"There's always next time."

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Well. That certainly raises a few questions, now doesn't it? Allow her a momentary, not quite weighty (she's rather bad at that sort of thing) pause to consider this as they make their way down the stairs. Perhaps it's not the sort of thing one asks questions about. Politeness probably dictates she smile and nod slowly and simply be about her business seeing as the gentleman - no, that seems unlikely doesn't it? Though there's really no rule that men being escorted about with armed guards couldn't be some kind of blooded - seeing as the tall man hadn't signed himself up for a discussion of his circumstances simply because he'd been unfortunate enough to fall prey to her traveling case.

But to hell with it. She's curious.

"Is there a reason you might be expected to step out of line, sir?"

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"Nah," he answers, casual as you please. "I'm gentle as a kitten these days. Ain't that right, Derry?"

"Indeed, gentle as. He's adorable, really."

"All right, get off it." Hers is a serious question, though, and should be respected with a serious answer, for which he clears his throat as though to dispel any bits of banter still remaining. He's keeping his strides a bit short, so as not to overtake her while they all travel—and keeping a cordial distance from her person, outside of arm's reach. "The truth of it is, I'm a prisoner of the Inquisition. Have been for the greater part of two years, in fact. But you needn't worry any. Truth is, my lady, I'm lucky to be where I am. Hang on," he interrupts himself, and raises his arm to signal a pause.

While Ser Derry's hand doesn't move to his sword, he tenses in the moment, and his friendly expression grows tight. He knows better than his muscles do that this isn't a hostile gesture—but only just.

Samson's only pointing to a certain doorway. "That's a service passage, there. It'll be quicker down to the docks."

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She pauses there at his behest, though despite the the questionable quality of her company, she hardly seems wary. She instead perks up considerably - "Oh, how marvelous," - and sweeps past him to lead the way through the doorway. Just by a half step or two, mind you. It would be strange to lead while she's enjoying the pretense of being escorted.

Ha. Escorted by a prisoner and his escort. If she were more of a wit, there might be a joke to be made there. Unfortunately:

"You must be a very useful sort of prisoner to be kept so long, Messere. And to be allowed outside of your cell. I wasn't aware the Inquisition was so generous. Well, no. I suppose I did." They give her things to wear and sensible shoes and she thinks they would have done all those things even if she hadn't officially put her name on the books. Granted, the shard in her hand has something to do with it-- but still. No one is making her pay off what she'd been given out of her stipend and they very well could. "Have you been here in the Gallows all that time? I confess I've never noticed you. Which isn't unheard of, I suppose. But I pride myself on having something of a keen, observant eye."