Entry tags:
[ open + catch-all]
WHO: Val de Foncé or Nikos Averesch or Jester Lavorre or Salvio Pizzicagnolo or Darras Rivain or Matthias... and YOU. plus some closed stuff for the month.
WHAT: Guardian catch-all
WHEN: now
WHERE: Kirkwall probably
NOTES: I'll be adding some generic open starters but also tag me with something and I'll answer it also ok
WHAT: Guardian catch-all
WHEN: now
WHERE: Kirkwall probably
NOTES: I'll be adding some generic open starters but also tag me with something and I'll answer it also ok

Benedict Quintus Artemaeus and Valentine Nicasius Maxence Mérovée Olivier de Foncé
He tips his head slightly to peer around the newcomer and find the eyes of their host, a rather tall dwarf named Tornak, who shrugs innocently. Is there a twinkle in his smallish eyes? Who could say. They are half lost in the thicket of his ginger eyebrows and the apples of his cheeks. His moustache likewise hides any tell that his mouth might give, and he mumbles something about expertise and sharing in knowledge and bows his way out of the room. The library has a small foyer before it, lined with bookshelves stuffed full of tomes and volumes and parchment. It absorbs the sound of the door closing, and the clack of the key turning in the lock, as Tornak completes his obligation.
Val does not rise to greet the newcomer, who looks vaguely familiar. Handsome enough, bright of eye, which at least suggests at some intelligence. Val isn't necessarily opposed to collaboration. It's just that he has a preferred set of collaborators that he prefers to work with, whose opinions are the only one who cares for, who will really understand what it is that they are looking at.
So, with quite a bit of generosity, for him, Val gestures to the empty chair across the table from him.
"My friend."
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"What do you want," he demands, spooked, back against the door. The stranger is handsome, and Bene is certain he's seen him before, but he's not about to trust anyone who locks him in a room.
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Val's nose wrinkles as he leans a little more to the side, trying to see around this fellow. This means that when Benedict jolts around to face him again, Val is staring at him with his head sort of tipped, wearing an expression of indulgent amusement. Who is this strange creature and what does it want?
He sits up again. "Do I want something translated? This is what you meant to have said, yes?"
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Still, Benedict stays where he is for the moment. "...I was told someone needed assistance in translating some Tevene," he explains, trying to keep his voice from shaking.
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He looks up again, after a moment of due consideration.
"My friend. Were you sent by Andraste herself? I did not request such assistance aloud, but thought to myself: if only there were someone here whose tongue had a command of this brutish Tevene. And here you have appeared. What blessing. Here!"
He stands, abruptly, and grabs for a thick squat writing-book.
"This is chief among the volumes of this scholar's writings, so far as I can tell. A book of great importance, but the words he has chosen are archaic. You must tell me what they say."
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Several long moments go by, and his brow furrows again. "...is this a joke," he says, incredulity creeping into his voice.
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He has turned back to his notes for those moments in which his companion makes a study of the page. When at last he speaks, Val must then look up, somewhat absently, and consider the possibility.
"I do not know," he confesses, after he has made that consideration. "You must tell me. Is it a joke? I could not hardly get through it."
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"Where did you get this," he asks instead.
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"It was waiting for me. Is it a joke? Are you making a joke? Should I be laughing? I am amused, of course. But at what?"
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"...people dressed like dragons."
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"That is no way to treat a text," he chides. Which, the head of the Research Library in Val Royeaux would be put into hysterics if he heard Val chiding someone else about treating a text with irreverence--but all the same.
With the volume in his hand, the weight of what he has just been told sinks in. Swiftly, he flips it around so he can peer suspiciously at the cover. Wait, what?
"Dragon costumed erotica?" No, wait, really? He is swift to flip open the text, too, and begins scouring the pages with renewed interest. "That is what this is? But that is fantastic!"
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"Is it," he asks, cautiously.
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And Val look up, with a little grin.
"It is an amazing work on its own. Who does not appreciate such a text?"
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"He's forgetting that High Dragons are female," he points out, "unless. ...he isn't."
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It is a real question, and Val holds the volume out with reverence.
"You must tell me," he says, "for you alone can translate this for me. Which is it?"
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"I don't think it's addressed at all," he muses, "an artistic choice, perhaps, or just ignorance."
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Previously engaged in leaning forward and staring very hard at his new friend, Val, so answered, now leans back in his chair. To give him extra power of thought, he tips the chair onto its back two legs, keeping himself grounded by gripping at the edge of the table. A few thoughtful rocks.
"If it is artistic choice," he says, eventually, "then it was deliberate. Let us assume that is the case. So, the author chooses to leave vague the sex of this dragon. Does he perhaps wish for us, the reader, to see ourselves in the place of the narrator?"
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"I think you're giving them too much credit," he admits, "the writing really isn't that sophisticated."
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"An unsophisticated work is perhaps even more fascinating. It contains that which its author thought, and felt, at the time of its writing, but its inclusion is more unconscious, yes? The author of sophistication might carefully couch or control that which is within his text. He would be more aware of it, at least. But the layman who pens mere smut--what might we learn of his mind, the mind and proclivities of a common man. And then," as he rocks back again, weighing this, "what if its lack of sophistication is purposeful?"
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"...and furthermore, if it does come from the hand of a sophisticate, is it genius or madness that we're seeing?"
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Val tips the chair back, so he can lean closer to his conversational partner. There are very few who can keep up with him at all. This fellow is making a good show of it, at least. Not his equal, but a decent person to speak with. Imagine, finding that in Kirkwall! And with a man of Tevinter!
"Now. If it is the writing of a sophisticate. We might say, from the writing alone: he is a genius. But if we knew the author's identity, we would know so much more of him. His history, his peerage, his politics. Then we could say more for certain, of the text, and his intent."
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He's not bad-looking, for a southerner. Seems to think himself quite the intellectual, which isn't always a bad thing--better than the alternative, at any rate, someone who can't hold a conversation at all. And he dresses well, all things considered.
Could be worse.
Unfortunately, this is what Benedict is thinking about instead of what's being said, so when Val has finished speaking, there's a brief pause before the Vint gives a start and a "hmm?" as he meets his eyes once again.
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He tips his head, considering his conversational partner from a new angle. The smirk had made him think that his reasoning was causing some intellectual reaction, but now, he is not as certain.
But what, then, does the smirk mean?
"Perhaps you might tell me something of your identity. To help me to understand you, as a reader."
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Thinking himself not entirely caught out just yet, Benedict straightens, flattered but cautious. It's fortunate that his skin is on the darker side, and the faint heat that rises from his cheeks isn't as visible as it would be on someone of a lighter complexion-- but the keen of eye may still notice.
"...what do you want to know?"
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He tips back his chair again on this note, careless in this, but focused on his conversational partner, trying to suss him out.
"The last of these might be most telling. If you answer ale, I shall not be offended. I am Orlesian, of course, so much so that my blood is nearly a wine, but I do enjoy ale. It is often the only fitting drink that one finds while on the road."
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"I'm from Minrathous, and my mother is a Magister in the Imperial Senate. In the Inquisition I serve as the chamberlain and have studies on the side." The nature of those studies doesn't need to be disclosed, not just yet.
Salvio and Beleth's hot corporate approved date
Shit, is what it is. Salvio has his arm raised and his forehead nearly tucked into the crook of his own elbow, chin against his chest--the better to protect his eyes from the barrage of flower petals that are being strewn before him.
In his hand, he clutches the list that was given to them. There are few things in life more satisfying than crossing items off of a list. The simple straightforward organization that comes of tabulating tasks, and then completing tasks, and then drawing a neat line through each task as it is completed--it is its own reward, quite separate from the actual achievement of the task. This list is a bit irregular. What need has the Inquisition for two dozen white lilies and sprays of green arranged in a tasteful bouquet, half-wrapped in white paper and bound with a pale green ribbon? Salvio cannot think of a single reason.
But they were on the list, and far be it from him to stray from a prescription such as this, so, here the flowers are, carried by the Scoutmaster. Salvio risks a look over his arm to check how she is carrying them. A little too cavalier, he decides, and so instead of finishing his first thought, he says, "You might consider the, um. Bruising. Of the petals."
For his trouble, Darling, the waifish flower girl, darts around to the left of Salvio to chuck another handful of flower petals in his face. Salvio protects his eyes just in time.
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On Salvio's comment regarding the bruising, she turns to scrutinize the bouquet. If she understands that it was an admonishment of her own conduct, she doesn’t show it. There is a rising temptation to simply pop a petal in her mouth and assure him of its good health—something a Dalish might find quite normal, but would be seen as decidedly odd to shemlen. And probably Salvio in particular. But she’s spent long enough time trying to be seen as A Good Dalish™ that she won’t jeopardize it just to bother one human.
A suitable compromise sees Beleth taking a single flower from the bouquet, and after giving it a little flick towards his face (for the purpose of letting him see better, not nearly booping him on the nose, of course), she offers it to him.
"They seem in good shape to me, but I'll keep an eye on them. I appreciate your concern, and aid in this matter." A gesture to all around her (interrupted as she gets a handful of petals to her face, courtesy of Darling), to indicate their whole current situation. Whatever this situation is. "The flowers are quite pretty, are they not? I've heard they can be used for tea." Because stewing flower petals in water is more socially acceptable than just eating them.
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Salvio makes a noise of quiet distress, as the scoutmaster flips a flower in his direction. He flinches, but a little too late, and is saved from his nose-booped fate only because of Ashara's control. That would imply an obligation of gratefulness on his part, one that he perhaps ought to express to her in some way. Instead, Salvio frowns slightly, and rubs the side of one forefinger against his nose, as if having had suffered the blow regardless.
"I do admire flowers," he admits, and only a little stiffly. "For their beauty and their other qualities. They have many uses, tea being only one of them. The art of their preservation is, um. Somewhat overlooked. I wonder if tha, I mean, not their preservation. The, uh, former point of discussion. Their uses. I wonder, I mean, I think--perhaps this is why we have been tasked to--fetch them."
But the wine is more mysterious. Salvio squints at the list, trying to ignore Darling entirely, as if this will perhaps make her disappear. Contrary to this wish, the little girl capers in front of them, doing a complicated little dance.
"You smell," she sings, in a pure clear voice, "you sme-ll, you sme-ll," and flashes Beleth a big old grin.