faderift | Taint Brigade Potluck Party

WHO: Barty and all the Wardens who can come, and their plus-ones
WHAT: Taint Brigade Potluck Party, bring ur own booze, or don't, whatever
WHEN: Mid-September, a good time for Harvest prices and celebrations
WHERE: The Gallows I guess?
NOTES: language/alcoholic content

The table was not the largest one in the Gallows. The largest table in the Gallows was an enormous monster at which a high dragon might comfortably have dined, and which had once served as the mess for nearly every mage in the place, long ago. That the original table now served as six or so smaller tables subdivided was not relevant to the measurement; once a thing is, even if you cut it into pieces, it remains that thing in the same way that a nickname remains, regardless of objections.

Some things just seem to stick.

Potatoes, for example. A mountain of potatoes, just like the ones whipped into a tall white peak in an enormous bowl at the center of the table. And next to them an equally impressive roast, which was once comprised of two thick-limbed nugs and goose, and which now consists of a platter of neatly separated dark and light meats, crackling with seasoning, and the nug-steaks slightly pink at the center.

There is a cake. It is amateurishly frosted with a griffon in blackcurrant jam. There is a bowl of pudding to rival the mashed potatoes, full of something sweet and whipped and smelling of wild strawberries and cream.

There is booze, oh yes, though only the harsh mushroom-based stuff Barty brews himself, doled out into suitably tiny glasses and arranged in a little crowd of future drunks.

And what did you bring, to the party?

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Name: Ashen Touisant
Dish: Apples, lemon tart, some very fresh looking rabbit
Drink: N/A; he didn't think to bring any

Arriving at the... Potluck came with a certain edge of uncertainty to it for Ashen. It had been an awkward amount of time since he had been around other Wardens, and he had yet to engage himself with many of the ones here - not by choice, necessarily, but because he was still attempting to make himself some kind of comfortable as part of Riftwatch. He was fighting with that ever-present longing for home (not the high, rolling scape of Orlais but the blissful, quiet mountains and a stern, strong hand in his own -)

He places the apples and the tart he has brought on one table, sliding the rabbit nearby, hovering with some hesitance as he looks left and right, wondering what he ought to do with himself. Dressed down for the occasion, no leathers or daggers in sight, only his Warden sigil around his neck to call him out, he resists the almost overwhelming urge to pace and distract himself with his own intensity, lips pursed and frustration colouring his features completely.

He has never been good at this, and if Bran was here -

Slinking to a corner, Ashen leans against a wall, eyes flicking as he waits to see what kind of people arrive. Perhaps if he had truly followed his heard and become a bard, perhaps if he had not been his mother's son, perhaps...

But all the same, here is here and that is what matters.

"Here, you looks a tad bits ah, nervous, there," Barty interrupts Ashen's pointed lack of pacing with a hearty cup of what he calls mushroom wine, "Drinks that, you'll feel betters in no-time."

It does originate in fungus, of course, but what is in this cup is not wine. It is moonshine. You could polish boots with it. You could kill rats with it. You could drink it instead, and have a very fine night indeed.

"Seen you abouts, and all, but I don't think we've beens introduced. Bartolomeo Bjurnsen, Wa- Ah, Senior Warden," He sniffs at the slip, then takes a sip from his own cup, full of something not water, then offers his hand for a shake, "Out of Orzammar by ways of Antiva. Call me Barty, everyones does."

Taint Brigade Potluck Party

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