AMARANTHINE JONES & THE HUNDRED PILLARS.

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WHO: Wysteria Poppell, Eshal Fazon, Frédérique Durfort-Lacapalette.
WHAT: Epic tale in which an intrepid archaeologists try to beat a band of Venatori to a unique religious relic which is central to their plans for world domination. Battling against snake phobia and a vengeful nun, they are in constant peril, making hair's-breadth escapes at every turn in this celebration of the innocent adventure movies of an earlier era.
WHEN: Kingsway
WHERE: The Hundred Pillars
NOTES: No face melting.

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Comments

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Eshal grunts and takes Wysteria up, an arm under her legs, as one would hold a toddler. It's not without some effort, but she's clearly strong enough.

As for the snakes-- she crushes one's skull under her boot.

"Tell me one of you has some rope left."