WHO: Athessa, Bastien, Coupe, and Fitcher
WHAT: Four reasonably professional people conduct a reasonably professional investigation and everything goes reasonably well, probably
WHEN: Harvestmere, pre-Nevarra
WHERE: Western Orlais
NOTES: Violence for sure

it was a dark and stormy night.
"Athessa," he whispers, while he's fumbling with his sleeve. She's the one with the helpful elf eyes. Help. But he just as quickly thinks better of it—even though he likes this coat—and tears free with a quiet rip.
There. That is his sacrifice to this foolish cause.
For the others': "One of us should fall down. Perhaps two of us."
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Despite the utter misery of the weather (and it is quite grim; there's simply no pretending otherwise), the older woman seems quite keen. Maybe it's the sturdy mottled cloak with the heavy hood keeping her spirits high, or maybe she is still flush with her not so distant victory at cards-slash-subterfuge in the village pub. Either way, she's positively high spirited as they slug their way through the undergrowth toward the morbid outline of the castle against the blacker night.
There are worse things than this that they could be doing. Imagine - they could be stuck inventoring some stuffy chateaux and gossiping with a decrepit maid. There is an alternate version of her who is even now trapped doing paperwork and relying on pleasant small talk to get anywhere.
She gets quite enough of that at the Gallows, thank you.
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She's already scratched up from forging through a bramble, there's no excuse to not commit at this point.
"If it keeps raining like this, faking tracks will be pointless." She may have shared that plan, or maybe she just thought it very loudly. Oh well.
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"For the better," Coupe tucks a sodden curl back into the hood it's intent on escaping. She's soaked, freezing, and having an overall grand time. De Fontaine can fuck right off, this is precisely where they ought to be. "We may point to any runny set tomorrow."
It really is a lovely night. Good company, a straightforward plan. The old knee's not even a bother — though that may have something to do with not wrapping it in steel. Plate in this weather would be a misery.
"A twisted ankle, perhaps." She hacks through a tangle of undergrowth, the stroke deliberately awkward. "Not so difficult to manage."
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"I would volunteer," he says, "to be chivalrous, but my ankles are impossibly sturdy."
And Fitcher is not rubbing mud on his cheeks. He might blush.
He offers a hand down to Athessa instead—not because she needs a hand, probably, she seems like the sort of person who could flip back onto her feet without any hands at all, but because he intends to steal some of her mud from her.
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"Athessa, my dear, how far would you estimate we have to go before we are at the doorstep of our new friends? Poor Bastien looks like he might collapse if he takes on much more water."
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"It makes him more convincing that way. Shouldn't be too far, though. Keeping this pace, less than a half hour."
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Or —
"Nothing too serious in the calf."
10,000 minute dungeon
It's a little musty, is what it is. But that's normal as far as dank and dreary dungeons go and it could be much worse. It doesn't quite have that distinct reek of recent human suffering hanging about it, but Fitcher assumes that's what they're here for.
She pauses momentarily to survey their surroundings which consist of all the usual suspects - dusty floor, a shame bucket, the unrelenting monotony of rough stone walls - and then finally turns her attention back to her companions. "I suppose it's too to hope for that one of you has has managed to keep a lock pick set hidden on your person?"
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He built a career on seeming like the sort of man whose person never needed searching, and that was before. Before he'd gone a bit soft in the places muscles for grappling and hasty escapes usually went, and developed some lines around his eyes, and grown this terribly respectable mustache. And for what? To be fingered by Aline—of all the cocky second-rate little bards who should not have survived their early twenties, Maker—in a poorly-decorated castle in the craggy armpit of the Empire—
He's fine. He lifts his chin, smiles. Things are not so bad yet.
"Someone may have nails in their boots, if we pry them apart."
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"I thought old castles like this were supposed to be in disrepair," she grunts, pulling at a bar she could've sworn was loose a second ago, but won't budge now.
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The arrow. A joke, a mumbled one; mealy-mouthed Orlesian. She's pacing. Limping, really — and that helps. Something tangible: Resignation that settles in the bones as spurs to hide. A weight that urges motion.
Voice lifted,
"Bucket handle?"
Or its pegs (shit luck if they used rope). She prods it with a toe, ignores the revolting loll of odour. If hers had one, it must have snapped off years ago, indicated only by cracked, splintering holes.
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Fitcher sets her hand on her own patch of wall, lifting first one boot and then the other to regard the soles. No joy - and more's the pity.
"Suppose this means that we are some of the very first guests in this place. Do you take that for good luck, or bad?" Given their current (literal) downward trend, she might reasonably place her but on the second. And yet, some sliver of optimism springs eternal. "Could we feign some commotion? They haven't killed us outright and have already seen to Ser Coupe's wound. It's possible they might return and open the door themselves given reason to."
a limping escape
If there is one thing Fitcher regrets, it is the specific placement of the arrow in Luwenna Coupe. Putting holes in legs makes speedy escapes through secret back passages rather more difficult than they might be without them, and it puts a real damper on the potential of climbing free from the first window they come across. If they're lucky, they'll stay a few steps ahead of the search parties as they make their way through a series of servants corridors and find their way to an exit rather than straight into the hands of the dearly departed Duke's son. And if they're not lucky--
Well, Fitcher has paused momentarily at some early turning point in their escape route. There's old mortar here and it takes just two firm strikes to drive a light pin produced from an inside coat pocket between two of the stones.
"Everyone all right? All limbs accounted for?" This asked as she drives a corresponding pin into the farther wall. At once, a spool of wire appears to hand. Fitcher forms a hook at one end with a turn of the wrist and passes it off. "Athessa, my darling - pay attention. Do me the favor of securing this end to that nail there."
Her hands are not shaking. Everything is quite all right.
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Breathe in, count to four, breathe out...
It's hard to keep it together when a single muscle twitch floods your entire body with dread, stomach reeling at the fear of being controlled again. Athessa doesn't believe in any particular deities, but she'll be sending good words along to all of them about Fitcher saving her mind by giving it surmountable objectives during this escape.
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Until then, he's fine. Appropriately drawn for the circumstances, but steady on his feet, clear-headed, feigning no fear or uselessness for the sake of looking like a musician in over his head. The rear is not the best place for him to be, so it isn't where he is, but he turns to walk backwards a few paces. Coupe's leg. Athessa's hands. The passage beyond them is silent, for now.
"If we do lose one or two limbs on the way," he says quietly, making an attempt, "it could save Lady de la Fontaine the trouble of flaying us."
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Not the oldest in the room — certainly not the best. There's an old joke, sort of shit, and it goes: When you shoot love's arrow, aim for the knee. See your intended doesn't stray.
In grim taste then. No better now, limping past wire with dull intention, and altogether too much practice. It had been a long walk from the sunless lands. It's been a long walk from that room.
She tips her head to Bastien,
"You were led astray," Less dry than distracted; she doesn't bother to indicate herself. It takes four to agree to a plan, only one need propose it. No purpose to burning the lot of them, and bullishness will be believed. "Better we were not surprised of this later."
Mme. Fitcher made quick work of that maleficar. There are only so many who can; precious few among their ranks. Fitcher has too made work of Athessa, and that's —
That's good. The twist of her mouth may only be the wound, can only be the wound. She's discreet, when she watches the girl shiver. The tilt of her eyes may only be the wound, can only be the wound,
"Should have burned it."
The corpse. Quiet, because it isn't a true suggestion. Wouldn't do much in the first place. She pushes a breath over her shoulder, to the hall, and to clear-headed, light-footed Bastien. A year ago it wouldn't have been a question: Destroy the evidence, however flimsy its use. There's little to be done beside a noble son's testimony, but even so,
But Kirkwall is waiting. But no one strays.