WHO: Alistair & Others
WHAT: Some sulking, some snark.
WHEN: Third week of Haring + bonus first week of Wintermarch.
WHERE: Skyhold.
NOTES: No open starters, but if you want something PM me or hit me up on Plurk! Or drop a starter of your own on me and I'll roll with it.
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It'd been something she would do to someone she truly disliked. Not that she likes him at all- but it is a tolerable dislike. A mildly annoyed dislike that comes less from loathing him as a person and more with finding him insufferable and nowhere near charming enough to make up for it.
He steps forward, she doesn't bother looking up from where she's grating a hard nut into her pestle.
"That depends- how much are you suffering right now? 'Someone called me a mean name' or 'Someone poured molten lyrium on my genitals?' One of those I'm happy to let linger." Which it is she'll leave to him.
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He wiggles his fingers, experimentally, and shakes some drops loose into the grass. Four hundred years of royal breeding, an ancient mouthful of a great dragon's magic, neutered taint and a pinch of archdemon, but it's still only blood, the same color as anyone's.
"I can't actually feel it," he decides, honestly, and goes on with less honesty and more delighted sarcasm: "It doesn't sting nearly as much as your disdain."
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Which only serves to have her scowl all the harder. He shouldn't be pleased to stand before her while bleeding and offering his injured arm much as a child with a favored muddy stick or creature fresh from the bog.
She sighs. Flicks her fingers to the chair next to her. "Sit. Do not bleed on anything or I will charge you double." Of nothing, which is nothing, but they're mutually ignoring that.
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He isn't going to faint. He's had worse. He isn't much paler than normal, and the numbness is only from adrenaline and normal nerve damage and a high pain tolerance perfected by years and years of sticking his feet directly into traps. He begins tentatively unwrapping the burlap.
He doesn't look up when he adds, "You seem to be feeling better."
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Even if she is tempted to pinch him for his commentary.
"If you faint I leave you where you lie and charge two silvers for each hour you sleep in my tent." Not that he'll faint. Carefully she peels away the fabric to look to the wound, eyes and fingers already glowing with Compassion's power. "Better than what?"
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Helpful. Give him a moment: he can feel the burlap peel away from the wound, and also there's always something a little disconcerting about the glowy eyes no matter how many spirit healers one goes to begging for help. Both at once is enough to pinch his eyebrows together, while the gash on his forearm begins streaming anew, but a couple blinks and his face clears.
"Before your meeting. I said hello—" He did not say hello. He more likely said you're looking especially intimidating today. But no one was listening, there are no witnesses, she can't prove anything. "—and you looked at me like you didn't like me even a little."
As opposed to how she looks at him the rest of the time. Clearly.
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Flesh and skin knit back together little by little, an impeccably precise line that'll heal in a barely there scar- if that. Much as she doesn't care for him work is work. They can poke and snipe and glower at one another till they're blue in the face but she'll still tend to him with all the care she gives anyone else.
"Perhaps because I do not like you, stable boy. Not even a little." Maybe a little. In her own way- he is someone to poke at that pokes back. "It was simply more difficult to hide my distaste."
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Of course he's a squirmer. How a man his size and age acts like such a child- she'll never know. "I use small words around you for a reason. Anything more elaborate will go right over your head."
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