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WHO: Matthias, Nikos, Salvio (tbd if Doki, Val, and Darras will get open stuff. how did I get all of these characters) + YOU
WHAT: just open stuff, man
WHEN: NOW
WHERE: various
NOTES: tiny bit of self-harm but it's so small and it gets fixed so fast
WHAT: just open stuff, man
WHEN: NOW
WHERE: various
NOTES: tiny bit of self-harm but it's so small and it gets fixed so fast

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He quickly scuffs that near-smile to a frown, his version of neutral, and turns his attention back to the letter.]
The Averesches.
[Which quells some of his near-good humor, too. He ignores the raven-feeding, and goes for one of his daggers to cut open the letter.]
They're very generous. As you know. It extends even to animals.
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It's much more interesting to ask. He's used to secrets having more power when someone doesn't know you're onto them, but Nikos' secrets? Completely worthless unless they're willingly given. ]
Yes, of course— and Spiders. I think I still owe them a thank you letter for their generous buy-in.
[ a 10+ year overdue letter for an illegal thing they didn't know they were funding would be polite, yes ]
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[Nikos punctuates this statement by ripping the dagger along the letter and shaking it open. He scans a few lines.]
It wasn't done for thanks. And my mother would write back to you, and if you struck up a correspondence with my mother, I would jump out of this tower and let my brains get smashed out on the rocks. And you'd no longer have any reason to come to Kirkwall.
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How are they faring?
[ Casual, like it's any other day instead of several months into Nevarra's lopsided collapse. The fact that he's asking at all is telling enough. ]
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Antiva is lovely this time of year. Boats on the water. I told you they have a dog now. Hylactor. It bit someone. They love the damn thing. They're sad, [he turns the letter over, keeps scanning,] pity, blah blah blah, poor bleeding Nevarra. That's just polite. Lapsed misplaced patriotism.
[Having decided that the letter is no threat, Nikos shoves the dagger back in at his belt and shoots Caspar a look.]
Easy to say from a fucking mansion.