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Byerly Vlad Rutyer ([personal profile] bouchonne) wrote in [community profile] faderift2020-09-23 03:27 pm
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OPEN LOG: A beach party.

WHO: Everyone.
WHAT: A beach party.
WHEN: On a very hot day. At some point during the month.
WHERE: A beach just outside of Kirkwall.
NOTES: It is a beach party.




During a particularly hot and oppressive week in Kingsway, the Diplomacy division announces it will be diverting some of its funds to organize a party on a nearby beach. Kirkwallers are invited as well - a relationship-building sort of effort - but the party is mostly intended for morale boosting for Riftwatch itself.

The party features the following:


  • Transportation to this lovely beach from the Gallows and from Kirkwall.

  • Sunbathing and swimming in skimpy (or non-skimpy, if you're a fuckin square) bathing suits.

  • Live music and dancing.

  • Delectable grilled meats (and some vegetables, if you're a fuckin square).

  • Rum drinks served in hollowed-out fruits.

  • A sandcastle-building competition.

  • A swim race.

  • A few fun little sailboats bobbing around out on the water.



Does all that sound too wholesome? Great! There's also a cave system in the cliffs next to the beach. These little grottos are full of nooks and crannies and are perfect for a bit of sinful action after dark; in one cavern, there'll be some gambling games where some of Kirkwall's citizens are losing money; in another, you're likely to run into people making out.

Have fun! Soak up sun! Don't get in trouble! Or do, whatever, it's a beach party.

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cozen: (016)

[personal profile] cozen 2020-09-26 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yyyes, or—

[ He scans the beach again. ]

If you see a little girl with blonde braids and no front teeth, flag her down. I promised her she could be a dragon and destroy it later. As long as we keep it intact until we find her.
keenly: (where the wave of moonlight glosses)

[personal profile] keenly 2020-09-26 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww. [A sappy smile.] I can keep it safe with a force field if you want to go find her.
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[personal profile] cozen 2020-09-27 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bastien considers that. Considers saying don't frighten the locals. But of course no reasonable mage needs his advice about that, so instead he just nods, and walks away a few steps before turning back to point at Colin. ]

I'm trusting you, monsieur. It is my life's work.

[ And then he's gone, headed for a likely-looking swarm of children playing something further down the beach.

(He'll be back soon.) ]
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