bouchonne: (ooooooooh)
Byerly Vlad Rutyer ([personal profile] bouchonne) wrote in [community profile] faderift2020-09-23 03:27 pm

OPEN LOG: A beach party.

WHO: Everyone.
WHAT: A beach party.
WHEN: On a very hot day. At some point during the month.
WHERE: A beach just outside of Kirkwall.
NOTES: It is a beach party.




During a particularly hot and oppressive week in Kingsway, the Diplomacy division announces it will be diverting some of its funds to organize a party on a nearby beach. Kirkwallers are invited as well - a relationship-building sort of effort - but the party is mostly intended for morale boosting for Riftwatch itself.

The party features the following:


  • Transportation to this lovely beach from the Gallows and from Kirkwall.

  • Sunbathing and swimming in skimpy (or non-skimpy, if you're a fuckin square) bathing suits.

  • Live music and dancing.

  • Delectable grilled meats (and some vegetables, if you're a fuckin square).

  • Rum drinks served in hollowed-out fruits.

  • A sandcastle-building competition.

  • A swim race.

  • A few fun little sailboats bobbing around out on the water.



Does all that sound too wholesome? Great! There's also a cave system in the cliffs next to the beach. These little grottos are full of nooks and crannies and are perfect for a bit of sinful action after dark; in one cavern, there'll be some gambling games where some of Kirkwall's citizens are losing money; in another, you're likely to run into people making out.

Have fun! Soak up sun! Don't get in trouble! Or do, whatever, it's a beach party.

altusimperius: (lol ok)

[personal profile] altusimperius 2020-09-30 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
A smirk accompanies a little laugh. Ah, that's right.

"Sure," Bene says, loosening up only slightly, "just..." He looks Edgard up and down.

"...take a bath before next time, please."
muckspout: (heh heh)

[personal profile] muckspout 2020-09-30 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Every inch of Edgard wants to give a snide remark to this comment and explain to Benedict the virtues and philosophy of life spent more naturally. But, Edgard once again forgoes his values to say,

"For you, maybe I will."

And quickly leaves before he says anything else.
altusimperius: (lol ok)

[personal profile] altusimperius 2020-09-30 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
OOH LA LA