OPEN LOG: A beach party.

[bouchonne]

WHO: Everyone.
WHAT: A beach party.
WHEN: On a very hot day. At some point during the month.
WHERE: A beach just outside of Kirkwall.
NOTES: It is a beach party.

During a particularly hot and oppressive week in Kingsway, the Diplomacy division announces it will be diverting some of its funds to organize a party on a nearby beach. Kirkwallers are invited as well - a relationship-building sort of effort - but the party is mostly intended for morale boosting for Riftwatch itself.

The party features the following:

• Transportation to this lovely beach from the Gallows and from Kirkwall.


• Sunbathing and swimming in skimpy (or non-skimpy, if you're a fuckin square) bathing suits.


• Live music and dancing.


• Delectable grilled meats (and some vegetables, if you're a fuckin square).


• Rum drinks served in hollowed-out fruits.


• A sandcastle-building competition.


• A swim race.


• A few fun little sailboats bobbing around out on the water.

Does all that sound too wholesome? Great! There's also a cave system in the cliffs next to the beach. These little grottos are full of nooks and crannies and are perfect for a bit of sinful action after dark; in one cavern, there'll be some gambling games where some of Kirkwall's citizens are losing money; in another, you're likely to run into people making out.

Have fun! Soak up sun! Don't get in trouble! Or do, whatever, it's a beach party.

Comments

[altusimperius]

I guess everyone has a weakness.

[He sips from his drink again.]

Not a party, but if you ever feel like smoking, I keep the hookah up in a spare tower room.

[Is that a weird thing to say?]

...no hats required.

[bouchonne]

What's that you said? No pants required?

[ He leans in like he's hard of hearing. ]

[altusimperius]

Goodness, no.

[He grins.]

Though people will just walk in sometimes, no matter what you're doing, so consider yourself warned. Or invite them to join, I guess.

[He downs the rest of his drink, glancing around for the nearest place to get it refilled.]

[bouchonne]

Believe me, I'm not afraid of people bursting in.

[altusimperius]

I wouldn't have taken you for an exhibitionist.

[He pauses.]

...I'm not sure why.

[bouchonne]

Oh, dear child, if it's out there, I've tried it. I resolved early - if I was going to have a dreadful reputation, then by the Maker, I was going to earn it.

[altusimperius]

What's the most scandalous thing you've ever done?

...or just your favorite. Maybe both.