faderift | OPEN LOG: A beach party.

WHO: Everyone.
WHAT: A beach party.
WHEN: On a very hot day. At some point during the month.
WHERE: A beach just outside of Kirkwall.
NOTES: It is a beach party.

During a particularly hot and oppressive week in Kingsway, the Diplomacy division announces it will be diverting some of its funds to organize a party on a nearby beach. Kirkwallers are invited as well - a relationship-building sort of effort - but the party is mostly intended for morale boosting for Riftwatch itself.

The party features the following:

Transportation to this lovely beach from the Gallows and from Kirkwall.

Sunbathing and swimming in skimpy (or non-skimpy, if you're a fuckin square) bathing suits.

Live music and dancing.

Delectable grilled meats (and some vegetables, if you're a fuckin square).

Rum drinks served in hollowed-out fruits.

A sandcastle-building competition.

A swim race.

A few fun little sailboats bobbing around out on the water.

Does all that sound too wholesome? Great! There's also a cave system in the cliffs next to the beach. These little grottos are full of nooks and crannies and are perfect for a bit of sinful action after dark; in one cavern, there'll be some gambling games where some of Kirkwall's citizens are losing money; in another, you're likely to run into people making out.

Have fun! Soak up sun! Don't get in trouble! Or do, whatever, it's a beach party.

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[ While the dance affords opportunity for talk: ]

There is a talking skull in a jar, and there are three mummies in basement, and down the beach a woman is completely naked—and those are just the Nevarran contributions.

[ He assumes, in Skull’s case. ]

We also have—

[ The required steps stop being so generously enabling of conversation. But he keeps on when he’s able. ]

—pirates, and—

[ Hop. ]

—a whole mess of Tevinters—

[ And then they’re back shoulder to shoulder, for a more fluid finish. ]

—and Tevinters who are also pirates, and of course the rifters, and now our very own Orlesian actor.

OPEN LOG: A beach party.

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