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Byerly Vlad Rutyer ([personal profile] bouchonne) wrote in [community profile] faderift2020-09-23 03:27 pm

OPEN LOG: A beach party.

WHO: Everyone.
WHAT: A beach party.
WHEN: On a very hot day. At some point during the month.
WHERE: A beach just outside of Kirkwall.
NOTES: It is a beach party.




During a particularly hot and oppressive week in Kingsway, the Diplomacy division announces it will be diverting some of its funds to organize a party on a nearby beach. Kirkwallers are invited as well - a relationship-building sort of effort - but the party is mostly intended for morale boosting for Riftwatch itself.

The party features the following:


  • Transportation to this lovely beach from the Gallows and from Kirkwall.

  • Sunbathing and swimming in skimpy (or non-skimpy, if you're a fuckin square) bathing suits.

  • Live music and dancing.

  • Delectable grilled meats (and some vegetables, if you're a fuckin square).

  • Rum drinks served in hollowed-out fruits.

  • A sandcastle-building competition.

  • A swim race.

  • A few fun little sailboats bobbing around out on the water.



Does all that sound too wholesome? Great! There's also a cave system in the cliffs next to the beach. These little grottos are full of nooks and crannies and are perfect for a bit of sinful action after dark; in one cavern, there'll be some gambling games where some of Kirkwall's citizens are losing money; in another, you're likely to run into people making out.

Have fun! Soak up sun! Don't get in trouble! Or do, whatever, it's a beach party.

highborn: everyone knows a girl requires a car (the neighbors stopped complaining)

[personal profile] highborn 2020-10-04 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, Miles is very good at ignoring small, flirty comments, isn't he? But that's fine, Vanadi doesn't give up easily. ]

Me? [ An offended hand finds his chest. ] Oh, there's no afraid about it. I would be too busy quickly drowning, I'm sure.
forwardmomentum: (carved in your door)

[personal profile] forwardmomentum 2020-10-12 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ he is trying! he is Trying. it's not so much that he objects to flirtation, although his barrayran mind is skittish about the idea of flirtation with men, no matter how galactically cosmopolitan he manages to be. it's hard to take it as genuine anyway -- he's certain vanadi is only doing it to get a rise out of him. ]

Yes, I'm sure you'd be flopping around quite theatrically. No one would be scarcely able to miss it.
highborn: everyone knows a girl requires a car (i got the cure)

[personal profile] highborn 2020-10-14 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Please, the idea of attracting attention with hysterics. He'd sooner die, thanks. His faint smile is automatic, nothing more than muscle memory as he studies Miles. A tiny dash of truth occasionally serves him well, and ... hm, this feels like a good moment for it. ]

I appreciate the vote of confidence. [ He offers a lazy shrug. ] I'm sat here because I'm tired and feeling disinclined toward exertion or fun. They both sound unduly exhausting.