MOD EVENT ↠ SATINALIA

[faderifting]

WHO: Everyone
WHAT: It's Satinalia and no one dies.*
WHEN: Forward-dated to Firstfall 1
WHERE: The Gallows and Kirkwall
NOTES: *If you kill your character or an NPC please let us know so we can adjust the log description. Fire cw, use other cws for your tags as needed please! And participate in the gift meme if you want to be cool.

Named for Satina, the smaller of Thedas' two moons, Satinalia is a celebration of freedom, marked by wild celebration, pranks, the donning of costumes and masks—not the fine, delicate masks of Orlais, but animals and caricatures and playful horrors—and the exchange of gifts both sincere and satirical.

I. THE GALLOWS

In Riftwatch's fortress home, the dining hall—not the one recently wrecked by an abomination, the other one—and an adjoining garden courtyard have been decorated (by Benedict, thanks Benedict) in green, gold, and black, with enough torchlight to keep the room glowing once the sun goes down and a fire pit in the garden.

Dinner starts early, to leave ample time for festivities afterwards. Also to make sure everyone has time to eat, because there's a lot of food. Under Colin's direction, the banquet table hosts a spread representing many of the home countries of Riftwatch's members: coq au vin and tiny Orlesian cakes; Fereldan fish-and-egg pie with saffron and some potent cheeses on toasted bread; seafood with white wine sauce on noodles and fresh oranges from Antiva; spicy (very spicy) Rivaini curry and spiced rum cakes; a sampling of Nevarran soft cheeses, fruit, and dry-cured, thinly-sliced ham; and slightly spicy shrimp soup and chocolate-filled pastries from Tevinter. The centerpiece is an enormous and completely edible depiction of the Celebrant (aka the constellation Satinalis). It’s made of various breads—the man himself made of a lightly sweet bread rolled with cinnamon and chopped dates, his lyre golden with an egg wash, his clothes of rye, the stone he sits on of buckwheat. The constellation over him is drawn into the dough, the stars represented by clear rock sugar.

Every table is decorated with a ‘bouquet’ of delicate, edible marzipan roses, and in addition to the table wine and mead from Riftwatch's stores, there's a whole case of semi-decent Nevarran wine provided by Derrica and Athessa.

There's also a table set up to the side with plain, basic masks and a collection of paints and feathers to decorate them with, courtesy of Isaac, for anyone who doesn't have a costume or just enjoys arts and crafts. Some of the masks' interiors are subtly coated with invisible ink, slow-acting glue, fine glitter, or itching powder. Hahahahahaha.

Not long after most people have filtered in and found seats, the mostly-annual tradition of choosing the organization's own Satinalia Fool—usually arranged in advance, sorry, but there is a war on—is upheld, with little warning, by an apologetic Bastien. Volunteers (or those volunteered by their tablemates who don't do a good enough job demurring) are subjected to a few rounds of voting by applause. Some people applaud for their favorites, some for their least favorites, some for their crushes and some for comedy, and in the end Byerly Rutyer and Wysteria Poppell emerge as co-victors. That makes them co-rulers for the remainder of the evening. Or possibly the remainder of the week, by Antiva Rules.

Once the wining and dining are in their dying stages, the music starts. It's informal, at first, with Riftwatch's amenable musicians filtering over to their instruments as they finish their food (or bring it along with them), but once there's a critical mass, they coalesce into a tune that can be danced to. The next hour or so passes with a mixture of peasant reels and formal court dances—the latter mostly by request.

Eventually, after a break for a white druffalo gift exchange, the party disassembles into unstructured mingling. For anyone who wants to stick around, there's more alcohol, smoking in the garden, card and conversation games at the cleared tables, and a game of musical chairs with the rules altered so anyone left seatless has to take a drink and keep playing.

II. KIRKWALL

But across the harbor, the city is rowdy and reveling and will be all night, so making a break for the ferry instead won't be considered rude. The excitement in Lowtown spills out of the taverns and into the streets, with masked celebrants on their worst (but mostly harmless) behavior while street performers of all stripes provide entertainment for tips. The alienage has its own party—not because the gates are locked, but because the elves who aren't working generally don't consider throngs of drunk humans to be a good time—with a bonfire and shadowplays, and friendly outsiders might be allowed, especially if accompanied by an elf.

Hightown is quieter, but mainly because there's enough room in the mansions there for various parties—ranging from dignified, religion-tinged feasts that absolutely require an invitation to a word-of-mouth orgy at a particular mansion that only requires looking sexy and disease-free at the door—to be tucked away inside.

III. AFTER PARTY

Late in the evening, there's an outcry at the docks after an over-excited amateur fire-juggler lights fire to a partially-wooden warehouse full of wooden crates. By the time there's an organized effort to put out the blaze, it's roaring, threatening to leap to neighboring structures—including the warehouse and stables Riftwatch maintains on the docks—and visible from the Gallows. Any assistance from Riftwatch members in containing the fire will be noticed and appreciated by the locals, and just in case, it might also be wise for people to move the various horses, harts, nuggalopes, dogs, and any particularly stupid cats further away from the fire until it's under control. Which it will be, eventually, leaving a blackened ruin of the warehouse where it started but only singing one of the walls of Riftwatch's property.

However, for better or worse, someone took pity on the ferryman and sent him home at midnight rather than making him wait around all night, so everyone who'd intended to go back to the Gallows can either draw straws for who has to play ferryman to get people back to the island and then get the boat back to the docks, or else just pile into the stables and warehouse for an impromptu slumber party.

Comments

[thereneverwas]

You can't be serious.

[okayimin]

When am I ever not.

[thereneverwas]

Good question.

...you don't have to do that.

[He gently attempts to free one of his feet.]

[okayimin]

You gonna get up, then.

[ Good luck, Sawbones ties good notes. ]

[thereneverwas]

Not if I can help it.

[okayimin]

Well then.

[ She loops the rope around one of the dock supports for extra leverage and hauls. For a tiny thing, she's got enough strength to slowly begin dragging him out with the help of her jimmy rigged system. ]

[thereneverwas]

[As the ground slowly moves under him, Barrow can't help but be more impressed than he is miserable.]

You know, I could get used to this.

[okayimin]

Don't, I'm going to push you in the bay.

[thereneverwas]

Right now?

[okayimin]

Yup.

[thereneverwas]

No, wait.

[Finally making use of his arms, he starts flailing for anything he can grab onto and prevent further conveyance.]

[okayimin]

[ She'll keep hauling on the rope, tugging him further and further out. ]

Get up or get dunked, salrocka.

[thereneverwas]

I'm trying!

[The slats of the dock don't feel great on his stomach anyway, seeming to punch right through his shirt every time he goes over one.
That's a dangerous predicament for one who's been drinking all night, so finally Barrow is able to seize the moment and put a stop to the dragging by gripping a post and using his sizable arm strength to resist Sawbones' pulling.]

I'm up, I'm up!

[muckspout]

[Edgard, fully dirty again, walks straight over to this scene and shoves Barrow off the dock.]

That's for last night.

[He nods. Justice is served.]

And for the beach

[okayimin]

[ Sawbones had stopped pulled and moved to untie Barrow, except now suddenly he was in the water. ]

Oh for-! Help me get him out.

[muckspout]

[Edgard merely stands there with his arms folded shaking his head slowly.]

[thereneverwas]

[With barely enough time to yell before he goes over, Barrow crashes into the water with a great splash. It's fortunate that Sawbones had already loosened the knot around his feet, or they might be facing a very different outcome; but he surfaces a moment later, shaking his head and sputtering, and as soon as his eyes lock on Edgard he's hoisting himself onto the dock and making a beeline for the muddy little bastard.]

[okayimin]

[ Yup, she's gonna jump out of the way and just let this play itself out. ]

[muckspout]

[Edgard makes no efforts to move and continues standing with his arms crossed and grimaces at Barrow. He growls a response.]

Nice shorts.

[thereneverwas]

[Clambering back onto the dock, Barrow walks up to Edgard, stares hard at him for a moment, then-- quicker than it seems he'd be capable of, especially while severely hung over-- grabs for the smaller man in an attempt to throw him over his shoulder.]

[muckspout]

[Edgard flails all of his limbs wildly which will both make him harder to hold onto and hit Barrow repeatedly everywhere. He screams wildly]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[thereneverwas]

[Impervious to the flailing violence and filled with grim determination, Barrow makes his sopping way back to the edge of the dock, where he proceeds to hurl Edgard in like a sack of potatoes.]

[muckspout]

[The aforementioned sack of potatoes falls with a gigantic splash and continues to flail, screaming.]

YOU BASTARD, GET ME OUT OF HERE!

[thereneverwas]

[Though he makes no move to do so, Barrow at least hangs around to peer over the edge and make sure Edgard isn't drowning.]

[muckspout]

[Edgard manages to pull himself out, shivering and looking like a wet rat. He doesn't make any threatening moves towards Barrow, however, and sits down on a barrel next to him. He folds his arms over his chest.]

Care to explain yourself?