But I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more!
WHO: Zevran and any on the road!
WHAT: Walking, drinking, dancing, dirty songs and poetry while hiking to Skyhold. Perhaps a stop in a tavern or two along the way.
WHEN: The course of several days on the road.
WHERE: The Road to Skyhold, Skyhold itself
NOTES:Zev is a walking content warning coarse language, innuendo, drinking
WHAT: Walking, drinking, dancing, dirty songs and poetry while hiking to Skyhold. Perhaps a stop in a tavern or two along the way.
WHEN: The course of several days on the road.
WHERE: The Road to Skyhold, Skyhold itself
NOTES:
Strange how after a solid year of hiking over hill and dale, through Imperial Highways and muddy side tracks he'd sworn to never do so again no matter the company or the cause. And yet here was Zevran yet again on foot (an elf with a horse attracted too much attention in the area) walking the long way to Skyhold with the odd thumb out for any passing caravan- provided they were not bandits. Company he did not mind. Burglary? Less so. From what little he'd heard of the events at Haven and his concern for a country that had been, for all to brief a time, a home of sorts, Zevran made his merry way along the road to this fortress rumored to be the best option for a strategic regroup. Perhaps he would meet someone familiar, perhaps he might offer his services.
The options were many. As were the songs that he would use to amuse himself, strumming a worn, well sanded lute while he walked. Now and then snatches of Antivan would curl through the air, lilting and easy and- to anyone that understood? Absolutely filthy.
"Le mie gambe sono avvolte intorno a voi collo,
Il tuo cazzo nella mia strada, spinte e agitare!
Ero a letto , ma ora sono in questo petto .
Cosa stai mi dà grande piacere!"
So on and so forth from one tavern to the next on the long trek, if coaxed and if it would see him fed or paid, he would play a few of the softer, more romantic tunes he knew. But for the most part? Smut. Quite a bit of smut. It wasn't as though anyone truly understood him all that often.
His actual arrival was a little less Merry, he had to give one thing to wandering bandits. When they coordinate well enough for a solid ambush and attack en masse? It wasn't the simplest fight to handle alone. Escaping unscathed wasn't entirely possible but he had managed to find a group of either merchants or refugees or a mix of both, he wasn't all that certain, to walk with for the last streatch. One even deigned to allow him to ride the last leg in- provided he rode on the back of the cart and entertained them. As such Zevran's arrival was marked with his voice crackling out past laughter.
"'But yes, she asks, what is the difference?' and I tell her-
'The difference is in where you put the cucumber.'"
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"It sounds like a hard life. You had no choice back then?"
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"You did. Should we go outside? I wouldn't want to subject anyone in the tavern to my practicing."
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"What's the first step?"
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Gently he puts his hand over hers, moving it up and positioning her fingers.
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"This is the fret?" she asked, letting him move her.
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He demonstrates a simple strum, the chord quiet in the otherwise loud tavern.
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"Seems simple enough. How many chords are there?"
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"Mmm," she hummed, copying his movements. "So this is a note, and this up here is a chord."
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Deft and delicate he slid his hand along with hers to the next fret, pressing the appropriate fingers in place. "And you have the next."
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"This is easier than I pictured. Or perhaps you're just a very good teacher."
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He tamped it all down and leaned in just a little bit closer. Half embracing her as he was, it wouldn't take much to close the distance- but that he left to her discretion.
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As casually as she could, she leaned back into him, humming at his words.
"Confident and kind. I do believe you're the perfect teacher. Now, let me see if I remember the first chord." Ellana moved her fingers back and strummed, then repositioned to the second chord and strummed again. She heard the difference in the notes and smiled. "I like this."
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Also it offered a lovely view of her bosom, but for once he was rather taken by the curve where her jaw met her throat.
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"This seems simple enough. To play a tune, I just have to memorize the positions in order."
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"Hmm, hmm, mmm. Hmm, hmm, mmm." Satisfied that she had it, she looked back to him. "Will you sing the words while I play?"
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"Se vai
si prenderà il mio cuore
e io senza di te
Non so dove andare
Se vai
il dolore mi mangerà
un giorno
non posso vivere senza di te,"
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