WHO: Miriam & Vanya; Miriam & Joselyn WHAT: Workin' 9 to 5 WHEN: Now WHERE: Somewhere in the Free Marches; The Crossroads NOTES: catch-all; starters in comments. will note cw's in subject lines if necessary.
"Maybe you'll have another chance to stab me one day." That one is definitely a joke. Almost certainly.
He can, he finds, get up and move, if more slowly than he'd like. It'll hurt more later than it does now, but with any luck he'll be somewhere with a place to lie down by then. And the well-done bandage job mean at least the odds of humiliatingly passing out from blood loss are low. Small mercies.
"How are the horses, did you have a chance to look earlier?"
She remains put, shifting the contents of the satchel rather than scrape upright to her feet.
"Happier to be eating that grass over there than they were in the road, I think. But I didn't look too closely. You're welcome to try steering them out."
"We'll have to eventually," he says and starts for the trees where the mules, who were definitely mules this whole time and not horses, have settled after their initial fright. He's always been good with animals, perhaps finding them easier to sort out than people, and before he tries steering them anywhere, he goes over them both to make sure they weren't injured in any way that hadn't been immediately obvious. It gives Miriam a breather too, though there's not an indication that this part is something he's doing on purpose.
Of course it's not intentional. If it allows her some leeway in which to open her muddied coat and stick her hand down her shirt to touch her side and carefully test the shape of the tenderness there, then it is all strictly a matter of sensibility.
Were she alone (when has she ever been such a thing?) or the ground less muddy, she might indulge in the impulse to lie on her back and be briefly miserable. So it's good that she isn't; she gets the sense that the effort of sitting back up from a prone position would be unpleasant despite the initial appeal.
"All in one piece?" Miriam calls, doing her coat back up.
"It looks like it," he replies. "They had the sense to get out of the way and stay there. The wagon itself caught an odd hit or two, but nothing structurally important as far as I can see." They might get some grumbles about the divots in the wood when they returned, but under the circumstances Vanya thinks they got off lightly. Or, at least, that if they didn't they didn't face the compounded misery of losing their mode of transport.
Good, is obvious, so she doesn't bother speaking it aloud. Instead she nods and sits for a moment longer, allowing her attention to drift in the interim to the dead man in the road. He's a dark shape in the mud, lying face down and inert. Once they're away from here, she thinks, someone will come creeping back out of those foothills into which the rest of his party fled to recover his body.
It's what she would do, were it her.
"No time like the present," she announces to Vanya, or to the mules, or the road at large, or simply to herself as motivation to stand. It takes some doing (read: leveraging with her staff), but eventually she's upright and hobbling to join him at the cart.
He judges it the wiser part not to offer to help her until she gets there. When she arrives, he says, "We should be able to get it back to the road alright if we're careful. Can you take their reins? I can help from the front, in case the mud's a problem between here and there."
Not that the road is substantially less muddy than the rest of the terrain. Still, it seems prudent one of them stay on the ground until they're back where they're ought to be, as neither of them is going to relish unnecessary trips up and down from the wagon in their present condition.
Climb up into the wagon to steer rather than worry about pushing or pulling on the mules or the wheels or whatever else? Don't mind if she does, thanks, and so it's an easy proposition with which to agree.
In theory. In practice, she weighs the pack in her offhand and the heavy hammer ended staff in the other and makes brisk evaluation of the climb up into the driver's seat before her attention slips back to Vanya.
"Can you throw these up for me?"
These she says, though offers him just the pack first. The staff remains tucked in close against her.
"Of course." Presumably not of course given that she asked, but even so he takes the back and heaves it up. (He's tall enough the heave needn't be violent, at least.) He looks back, though he doesn't reach for the staff unless and until she offers it. He certainly knows better than to make a sudden move for a mage's staff under any circumstances, and that instinct is notably harder to give up than the rank was.
Up goes the pack and around comes the line of Orlov's attention. She tells herself she won't hesitate when it does and then is angry at herself when the joint of her arm sticks, almost involuntary but not quite enough to convince herself it isn't a trained thing.
She forces her elbow to extend, offering the hammer ended staff out to him. She doesn't both with further instruction like Gently, or Mind you don't clatter it around against anything. For one, it doesn't much matter. It's made of rather stern stuff. For two, that would require she may much particular mind to the whole matter and Miriam has already decided she's ignoring it in favor of clambering up into the front of the wagon.
She's pointedly not looking, but she can hear the absence of a clatter as he lays it in the wagon with the businesslike attention he'd have given any other well-made weapon. Once it's secured, along with his own gear, he comes around to take point, ready to grab the mules' bridles if they resist Miriam's direction. "I'm ready when you are," he says; he's mainly trying to focus on the immediate problem solving and not how much he's ready to be somewhere they can clean up and rest properly. They'll arrive when they arrive.
With a rein in each hand (for soon she suspects there will be little difference between her good side and bad side, as being jostled in the front of a wagon for the remaining duration of the trip is likely to turn the whole of her into a walking bruise), Miriam counts for his benefit:
"Three, two, one, walk on you bastards," and cracks the reins encouragingly across the mules' backs.
Happily, no mule stays spooked for long and it seems the pair of them have quite recovered from their ordeal even if their would-be masters haven't. The team bends amenably to the guidance of the reins, and to the encouragement of Vanya's hand, and while extricating both team and wagon from the stand of trees is an operation of five steps forward, two back, three right, five more forward, now ten back-- and so on, both animals are at least not the issue.
When the wagon is at last on even ground and more or less pointed in the direction of returning to the road without obstruction, Miriam wraps the reins around the hook at the wagon's footboard and considers what remains of their predicament.
"If your leg will bear helping me down again, I'll go poking around in those trees and see if there's any elf root to be found."
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He can, he finds, get up and move, if more slowly than he'd like. It'll hurt more later than it does now, but with any luck he'll be somewhere with a place to lie down by then. And the well-done bandage job mean at least the odds of humiliatingly passing out from blood loss are low. Small mercies.
"How are the horses, did you have a chance to look earlier?"
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"Happier to be eating that grass over there than they were in the road, I think. But I didn't look too closely. You're welcome to try steering them out."
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Were she alone (when has she ever been such a thing?) or the ground less muddy, she might indulge in the impulse to lie on her back and be briefly miserable. So it's good that she isn't; she gets the sense that the effort of sitting back up from a prone position would be unpleasant despite the initial appeal.
"All in one piece?" Miriam calls, doing her coat back up.
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It's what she would do, were it her.
"No time like the present," she announces to Vanya, or to the mules, or the road at large, or simply to herself as motivation to stand. It takes some doing (read: leveraging with her staff), but eventually she's upright and hobbling to join him at the cart.
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Not that the road is substantially less muddy than the rest of the terrain. Still, it seems prudent one of them stay on the ground until they're back where they're ought to be, as neither of them is going to relish unnecessary trips up and down from the wagon in their present condition.
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Climb up into the wagon to steer rather than worry about pushing or pulling on the mules or the wheels or whatever else? Don't mind if she does, thanks, and so it's an easy proposition with which to agree.
In theory. In practice, she weighs the pack in her offhand and the heavy hammer ended staff in the other and makes brisk evaluation of the climb up into the driver's seat before her attention slips back to Vanya.
"Can you throw these up for me?"
These she says, though offers him just the pack first. The staff remains tucked in close against her.
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She forces her elbow to extend, offering the hammer ended staff out to him. She doesn't both with further instruction like Gently, or Mind you don't clatter it around against anything. For one, it doesn't much matter. It's made of rather stern stuff. For two, that would require she may much particular mind to the whole matter and Miriam has already decided she's ignoring it in favor of clambering up into the front of the wagon.
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"Three, two, one, walk on you bastards," and cracks the reins encouragingly across the mules' backs.
Happily, no mule stays spooked for long and it seems the pair of them have quite recovered from their ordeal even if their would-be masters haven't. The team bends amenably to the guidance of the reins, and to the encouragement of Vanya's hand, and while extricating both team and wagon from the stand of trees is an operation of five steps forward, two back, three right, five more forward, now ten back-- and so on, both animals are at least not the issue.
When the wagon is at last on even ground and more or less pointed in the direction of returning to the road without obstruction, Miriam wraps the reins around the hook at the wagon's footboard and considers what remains of their predicament.
"If your leg will bear helping me down again, I'll go poking around in those trees and see if there's any elf root to be found."