"I know I can. But I'm not a fan of the training yard, if I'm honest. Smells far too much like ass." Delicate fingers fan themselves near his face, lip already curling as though he can smell it just by virtue of describing it.
"The animal, of course— and the other thing, too."
In other words, if a little training is in order, they're going to need a better place to work.
There is no question in his mind that Astarion is keeping his skills sharp in some manner or other, especially after the last several weeks. It takes more than picking fights with Venatori where you can find them.
"Naturally, my dear." Astarion all but purrs, those fingertips folding themselves beneath his chin, practiced in their fitted poise. He waits a beat longer for dramatic effect before adding, ever-so-sweetly:
"You're looking at it."
Lowtown, to be precise. The misery of it, the early morning fog of doused fires and kindled kettles and refuse and whatever else the filth of Kirkwall weaves into the very air around them.
"There's no better place to learn than in the thick of it, darling."
Which they are, undoubtedly, in right now, given the smoky air wafting about them under the faintest breeze. The crowds rushing to pass them by.
"And by it, I mean the worst Kirkwall has to offer: thieves, thugs, mercenaries, drunken sailors— me." As he makes that final addition he preens, chin raising to new, proud heights, so that even though Holden is the (much) taller of the two, Astarion's practically looking down his own arched nose at him.
"War is so much less fun a teaching tool than the chaos of life itself, after all."
is not a thing that he says aloud, but is writ clear across his face, the particular slant his eyebrows have taken. Maybe, probably, he should've expected an answer like this. He tries to temper his tone before he speaks, mostly because he did in fact ask, but he still sounds pretty incredulous.
"I'm not going to get into bar fights," or, what, street fights? Jesus, "just to figure out how to hold a dagger."
“Oh don’t be such a spoilsport. It’s fun. You’ll love it.” Spoken the way someone insistently talks about trying a new food, or an unfamiliar wine.
“You never feel so alive as when some bastard with a hundred scars holds a knife to your throat.” His grin is sharp and dangerous, fingertips perched high beneath the jut of his own jaw as some sort of pseudo demonstration.
He crosses his arms as he listens, eyebrows climbing up his forehead. He does have the good grace not to interrupt Astarion, so there's that.
"You might not believe this," he says, fairly unmoved, "but people have tried to kill me more times than I can count, and it's never made me feel more alive." A beat, then, "Mostly, it's been a pain in the ass."
"Ugh," he groans, the verbal equivalent of a child dragging its heels under a supposedly unjust expectation. One long tooth flashes when his lip curls, exhaling low as he grabs hold of Holden's wrist, dragging him towards a less crowded side street.
He lets Astarion steer him, following without protest. He's not sure if it's more or less reassuring, given their topic of conversation, that Astarion pulls him towards an empty street and not a noisy pub.
(Possibly, it's just too early for a pub to be noisy. Then again, maybe not.)
"If you're planning on killing me in a deserted alleyway for annoying you, I should tell you," a slight falter, verbally (his feet keep up), before he continues instead, "that you had your chance already, and didn't take it."
It's not, actually, too late to kill him for being annoying.
“Hilarious.” Astarion counters softly, tongue clicking in a way that seems to express just how much Holden irritates— though his tone is lighter now.
“But I’ve always stood by the idea that it’s better late than never. So please, try your very best not to drive me to madness. I’m not a bastion of patience, after all.”
He does not, of course, say anything about Astarion — despite his dramatics, his complaining — ceding to his preferences with pretty minimal argument. He doesn't, but he notices, and hides a smile pretty well as he reaches back into his bag for the blade. The bag goes on the ground, and he's trusting that this road is empty, and that Astarion probably wouldn't just let someone rob him while they're together (maybe).
Straightening, he wraps his hand around the hilt of the blade, force of recent habit meaning it's not unlike how he would with his sword.
“...ah.” He murmurs, witheringly. The way a shitty parent might disparagingly hum at their own child’s middling project.
Slender fingers reach out, twisting the dagger slightly— angling it just in front of Jim so that it’s guarding the near center of his chest, rather than held lower and outward.
He’s hovering near for those adjustments, purring in that usual, almost throaty way of his.
“Close combat means you have to do a little better at protecting your heart, darling.”
"Oh," he says in turn, looking down and watching how Astarion rearranges his arm, understanding the feel of it. It makes sense, of course, but is one of those things he wouldn't have thought of on his own.
Which is why he's here.
"I'd say, where would I be without you, but we both know the answer to that."
It's funny because the answer is not just dead (because he didn't consider the possibility of someone trying to stab him in the chest), but also dead (under a pile of rubble in Tantervale).
It is funny. And for once, he actually earns a snorting chuckle from Astarion, already withdrawing easily to kneel down beside the satchel of spares, paging through them with an idle curiosity.
"Keeping your hands held higher has its advantages, you know." Spoken over the faint rustle of fabric and metal. "You can more easily go for your enemy's throat or eyes— the soft, vulnerable parts of their bodies, even if they're wearing armor. And what's more is if someone's attacking you with a dagger in turn, odds are they're going to aim low, like say...oh, I don't know, opting for a stab at your gut, or your prick. Either way, you'll have plenty more time to drag yourself to a healer without immediately dying."
"Those aren't for you," he says preemptively, but doesn't otherwise stop Astarion from looking.
Astarion will find them all to be well-made, but of differing styles — he clearly visited quite a few different smiths, so there's evidence of manufacture by various hands. While he's busy with that, Holden tries to acclimate himself to the idea, experimenting with keeping the blade about sternum-height, or marginally lower, what a stabbing motion might look like.
He makes a sound, light, at that last bit of advice, says, "Well, I've already been stabbed in the gut around here, and I'm not looking for a repeat of that. But I see your point."
Looking, borrowing— sometimes the two can be one and the same.
He chews on his lip with one of his shorter fangs, rising not long after to (mildly) correct the force and application of Holden’s feigned jabs, offering the importance of knowing when to twist the arm, versus the wrist.
It’s ultimately no skin off his neck if Holden gets murdered in a dark alleyway, here or elsewhere, but—
But...
No, never mind. No point in thinking about that now.
“Yes, well. That’s the thing about daggers, darling. Easy to conceal almost anywhere, anytime. Keep one on you, and no matter what happens, you’ll at least have options.”
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"The animal, of course— and the other thing, too."
In other words, if a little training is in order, they're going to need a better place to work.
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"I'm assuming you have somewhere else in mind."
There is no question in his mind that Astarion is keeping his skills sharp in some manner or other, especially after the last several weeks. It takes more than picking fights with Venatori where you can find them.
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"You're looking at it."
Lowtown, to be precise. The misery of it, the early morning fog of doused fires and kindled kettles and refuse and whatever else the filth of Kirkwall weaves into the very air around them.
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"I'm what?"
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Which they are, undoubtedly, in right now, given the smoky air wafting about them under the faintest breeze. The crowds rushing to pass them by.
"And by it, I mean the worst Kirkwall has to offer: thieves, thugs, mercenaries, drunken sailors— me." As he makes that final addition he preens, chin raising to new, proud heights, so that even though Holden is the (much) taller of the two, Astarion's practically looking down his own arched nose at him.
"War is so much less fun a teaching tool than the chaos of life itself, after all."
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is not a thing that he says aloud, but is writ clear across his face, the particular slant his eyebrows have taken. Maybe, probably, he should've expected an answer like this. He tries to temper his tone before he speaks, mostly because he did in fact ask, but he still sounds pretty incredulous.
"I'm not going to get into bar fights," or, what, street fights? Jesus, "just to figure out how to hold a dagger."
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“You never feel so alive as when some bastard with a hundred scars holds a knife to your throat.” His grin is sharp and dangerous, fingertips perched high beneath the jut of his own jaw as some sort of pseudo demonstration.
“...and you still know you can win.”
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"You might not believe this," he says, fairly unmoved, "but people have tried to kill me more times than I can count, and it's never made me feel more alive." A beat, then, "Mostly, it's been a pain in the ass."
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An entirely uncrowded one, in fact.
"You are so demanding. So utterly taxing."
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(Possibly, it's just too early for a pub to be noisy. Then again, maybe not.)
"If you're planning on killing me in a deserted alleyway for annoying you, I should tell you," a slight falter, verbally (his feet keep up), before he continues instead, "that you had your chance already, and didn't take it."
It's not, actually, too late to kill him for being annoying.
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“But I’ve always stood by the idea that it’s better late than never. So please, try your very best not to drive me to madness. I’m not a bastion of patience, after all.”
Still, now that they’re alone:
“Now, hold that dagger as you would in a fight.”
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Straightening, he wraps his hand around the hilt of the blade, force of recent habit meaning it's not unlike how he would with his sword.
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Only Astarion gets to steal from his friends.
“...ah.” He murmurs, witheringly. The way a shitty parent might disparagingly hum at their own child’s middling project.
Slender fingers reach out, twisting the dagger slightly— angling it just in front of Jim so that it’s guarding the near center of his chest, rather than held lower and outward.
He’s hovering near for those adjustments, purring in that usual, almost throaty way of his.
“Close combat means you have to do a little better at protecting your heart, darling.”
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Which is why he's here.
"I'd say, where would I be without you, but we both know the answer to that."
It's funny because the answer is not just dead (because he didn't consider the possibility of someone trying to stab him in the chest), but also dead (under a pile of rubble in Tantervale).
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"Keeping your hands held higher has its advantages, you know." Spoken over the faint rustle of fabric and metal. "You can more easily go for your enemy's throat or eyes— the soft, vulnerable parts of their bodies, even if they're wearing armor. And what's more is if someone's attacking you with a dagger in turn, odds are they're going to aim low, like say...oh, I don't know, opting for a stab at your gut, or your prick. Either way, you'll have plenty more time to drag yourself to a healer without immediately dying."
Win win.
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Astarion will find them all to be well-made, but of differing styles — he clearly visited quite a few different smiths, so there's evidence of manufacture by various hands. While he's busy with that, Holden tries to acclimate himself to the idea, experimenting with keeping the blade about sternum-height, or marginally lower, what a stabbing motion might look like.
He makes a sound, light, at that last bit of advice, says, "Well, I've already been stabbed in the gut around here, and I'm not looking for a repeat of that. But I see your point."
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He chews on his lip with one of his shorter fangs, rising not long after to (mildly) correct the force and application of Holden’s feigned jabs, offering the importance of knowing when to twist the arm, versus the wrist.
It’s ultimately no skin off his neck if Holden gets murdered in a dark alleyway, here or elsewhere, but—
But...
No, never mind. No point in thinking about that now.
“Yes, well. That’s the thing about daggers, darling. Easy to conceal almost anywhere, anytime. Keep one on you, and no matter what happens, you’ll at least have options.”