OPEN | the grand tourney!

[poleaxed]

WHO: All Y'all.
WHAT: It's the Grand Tourney! Like a normal Tourney, but grand.
WHEN: August Now.
WHERE: Kirkwall.
NOTES: Sports... injuries?

Every thousand days, the Grand Tourney is organized in the Free Marches, and all the City States-- and even challengers from farther abroad-- come together to celebrate the freedom of the Marches. This year, the event was intended to take place in Tantervale.

When that, uh, fell apart, the tourney was hastily moved to the relative safety of Kirkwall.

Festivities begin early, with musicians and entertainers coming from all around to entertain lords and ladies as they set up tents. Food vendors complete the picnic atmosphere-- you may not be able to get a seat in the stands, but the hills around where the field where it all takes place makes the event easily viewed by all. Jesters, bards, troubadours, food vendors, all are happy to serve and make the event lively and lovely-- for a price.

The first event is the Joust. The announcer goes through everyone's names, their origins, the part they play, so the crowd knows who to root for and who to boo. Before the individual bouts begin, the jousters are expected to ride around the field collecting favors.

The second event is the Quintain. A similar setup to the Joust takes place, with announcements and cheering, gaining favors, etc. The major difference-- besides the content of the event itself-- is the hastily erected judge's stand, where they can view the skills of each comptetitor. Some scores are met with cheers, some with boos. Some competitors schmooze with the judges before their bout. It's all very classy.

In the intermission guests are invited to play a game of tug-of-war over two large piles of flowers and flower petals. As the loosers will discover, there's a pit of mud underneath the flowers. Hopefully you brought a second pair of clothes, or maybe you just don't care Edgard.

If tug-of-war isn't your game, there's drunken archery. Darktown's very best (worst) booze has been generously donated (appropriated) for the event. One shot to begin, and more shots for every subsequent shot of your bow. Landing closer to bullseye garners more points, and prizes can be collected for high point scores. Nothing particularly valuable, it's more like carnival fare-- stuffed toys, shiny gems (they are colored glass), wood carved in various shapes (some lewd). The most expensive prize is a hangover cure potion (it does not work).

The final event is the ever-popular Melee, where several one-on-one matches take place simultaneously, until someone is either undefeated or the least defeated. As with previous events, each combatant is announced to the crowd and expected to walk around the stands, receiving favors. However, they're expected to do this between every match in the melee, as their popularity rises... or falls.

During all of this, the ever-noble Pas d'Armes event is taking place. If you wander away from the event at any time, Gabranth will be there, at a nearby bridge, judging and / or fighting anyone who wishes to pass. Of course, if you wish to pass without issue, he will accept a favor from you. At the end, he'll be crowned with a white wreath of flowers, in a 'peace offering', and that is the sign that the tourney is done.

Not counting the partying into the night. No medieval camping trip is complete without waking up half clothed in a field, right?

JUST TELL ME WHO WON ALREADY.fine, fine, jesus.

THE JOUST

1st Place: Tony Stark, The Iron Man (Erroneously called 'The Man of Iron' at least once by an announcer. Several people in the stands asked if he was made of iron, why he was called that, what is he doing, why.)
2nd Place: Weary Winona of Wycome (Never took off her helm, which was shaped like a woman's face and painted like she was crying.)
3rd Place: 'Sir Sullivan of Bonneville'(Who might just be Edgard in disguise, however legend has it he's actually an undead noble trying to reclaim his family's honor in the joust. This legend was started by Jone.)
Crowd Favorite: Ellis, The Bachelor (He was, at one point, mostly just a mass of favors, which may have been why he didn't rank. The crowd screamed his name repeatedly and at one point threw flowers at him while he was riding past.)

THE QUINTAIN

1st Place: Derrica, the Rivaini Raider (The chant 'carry me home' began during her bout, and continued whenever she walked near the field.)
2nd Place: Derek, Son of Derek, of the Ostwick Dereks (The 'carry me home' chant continued during his bout, as some confusion arose over whether Derrica was a distant relation of the Ostwick Dereks.)
3rd Place: Madame Noir of Hasmal (A ghostly pale woman wearing only a black gown during her match, there were rumors she'd bribed the judges with money or a low neckline.)
Crowd Favorite: Beth Greene, The Lady of the Green (Rumor has it that she was a wild woman who came from the forests just to compete. This rumor was also started by Jone.)

THE MELEE

1st Place: Pierre the Virtuous of Hambleton (On a particularly sunny day, some suspect he only won because the reflection from his bald head.)
2nd Place: 'The Dark Jaguar' (Who may be Erik Stevens in disguise. A nighttime assassin, he appears from nowhere during a fight usually with the aid of a conveniently placed piece of hanging black fabric but shhhh.)
3rd Place: Laura, Lady Nightshade (Rumor has it she threw her fight to get third place, but everybody who knows Laura knows she'd never do that... right?)
Crowd Favorite: 'The Acolyte' (A young man of roughly the same height and build as Benedict Artemaeus, the crowd really responded to how nervous, yet trying to be brave, he looked.)

THE OVERALL WINNER OF EVERYTHING:
Ser John 'the Anointed John' Pembroke of Tantervale
...who trained for this every day and is a professional Tourneyman, and whose win for Tantervale really lifted the spirit of the game to a high note, so how can we be bitter, really.
(Note to 1st placers in other events: this means he beat you in your event.)

[ooc Also final reminder that you don't have to have signed up for an event to have your character participate!!!]

Comments

[bouchonne]

"No one likes a tattle-tale," By says dryly. "What if I didn't know that Artemaeus smoked? You should support the young fellow."

Don't be a narc.

Then another sigh. "Goodness is what I care about. True goodness. Not propriety, not loyalty, not rigidity. Not honor. Certainly not honor; I have none of that, myself. I want you to be a man who truly protects those who cannot defend themselves, and everything else can go to hell. That's my only real order."

[archademode]

“You would be blind not to know it. Noseless not to smell it.”

He can support him and be a narc, Byerly.

Still, though.

“But if goodness is what you desire, you ought have asked the Fade for my brother rather than myself. I am his wretched reflection. Lesser for all I lack. I can only offer my blade— and an accursed wellspring of wrath for those who would see this world undone.”

[bouchonne]

"That's the thing about the Fade," says Byerly with a gusty sigh. He seems to have recovered his usual insouciance now, pursing his lips and tilting his head back to the sun. "It doesn't seem to answer our pleas. Nor does the Maker. I mean, look at what we're stuck with - an incompetent Ambassador, a Commander with split loyalties, a Spymaster who trusts no one aside from herself, and whatever the Provost is."

A shrug. "If we got the greater of the reflections, I'd be genuinely worried something had gone wrong."

[archademode]

“It is not too late to cede your post.”

There is...not quite humor in it, that remark, but the dryness of it alongside the timing itself seems to deny any truer intent.

“Would you still wish to be mourned in your departure?”

[bouchonne]

"Truthfully," he says, his voice a half-laugh, "I hope I am consigned to oblivion. I hope no one remembers anything about me. Just a vague memory of some odd pervert, and that's all."

[archademode]

“A pity our fate is to never possess what we want.”

Byerly has, after all, met Gabranth: a graveyard of lost names and lives— remembered despite the nothingness they were reduced to. Safeguarded against the passage of time.

And he does not intent to forget.

[bouchonne]

"What," he says, "you think I'll become some sort of legend?"

He presses a hand to his heart.

"Here they are," he intones. "The ashes of Byerly Rutyer, the shittiest man who ever lived."

[archademode]

"I cannot speak with certainty of what the future yet holds. I know only of myself."

He watches that hand slither across Byerly's chest, pressing lightly. Dramatic as any mummer's stage-worthy performance.

Gabranth, however, remains deathly serious.

"And that I'll not leave your memory to rot."

[bouchonne]

The humor fades. In its place is simple weariness.

"Why?" he asks. "Why do you care?"

[archademode]

“You would not wish to hear it.”

The truth, unadorned. No doubt uncomfortable for a man that deals in shades of grey, keeping himself at arm’s length.

[bouchonne]

"Mm." A shrug. "There is much that I find unpleasant that I must endure."

[archademode]

"Would my own companionship be amongst that list?" Gabranth asks, wholly devoid of judgment or hurt.

It is a simple question, and what Byerly feels will change none of his own sentiment.

[bouchonne]

That earns Gabranth a half-amused huff. "My word, what do you think you've done that would earn you such cruel words from me?"

[archademode]

"Borne by my own hand the title of Kingslayer. Betrayer."

A pause sits lightly before he adds, "And refused your offer to trade rooms in Orzammar."

[bouchonne]

"I have no room to take offense at the former. No hurt was done to me."

And as for the latter - "I will bear a grudge over the room, admittedly."

[archademode]

There is a noise let loose from Gabranth there, a sort of huff of a breath, quickly there and gone. Something that might make for a noise of approval, or amusement, quickly lost.

"That is your right." He says, almost uncharacteristically light in his own delivery. "As it is mine to mark you as someone worth remembering, when all else has faded. I do not dislike your company, nor do I think you unworthy."

In other words, Byerly, spoken as he steps soundly to one side of the bridge:

"You may pass as you care to."

[bouchonne]

A quick laugh, and then Byerly lowers one shoulder and flutters his eyelashes in a moment of extravagantly queer camp.

"Sweet boy," he purrs, "I have never even attempted to pass."

Then he kicks up his heels and says, "Let me take your place."

[archademode]

Yet the challenge was taken the moment Byerly strode in close; whatever that means for him, he has succeeded weathering the worst of Gabranth's own measuring gaze.

Even so, his voice is firm.

“No.”

This is his task. Get your own.

[bouchonne]

Oh, come on, Gabranth, get with the queer terminology.

"You'd be able to sit down. Put up your feet." He tilts his head to the side. "A fellow doesn't lose all right to comfort and joy for having made a mistake or two."

[archademode]

Give him time, he’s an eons old Shakespearean boomer. This is all very new.

“That is not why I refuse to abandon my post.”

This is not a punishment.

[bouchonne]

"Why, then?"

[archademode]

"It was entrusted to me by someone I dare not dishonor."

There is a gravity to it, his tone, his wording. Much of his dour insistence can be almost monotonous at times, stiff and rehearsed, the sort of delivery he'd no doubt exercised kneeling at the foot of Archadia's throne. This, however, sits apart from it.

Distinctly so.

"Until she grants leave, I remain."

[bouchonne]

"Hm." By taps a finger on his chin. "Was it Andraste?"

He knows it wasn't Andraste, but he figures this will be a fine way to wind Gabranth up.

B y e r l y

[archademode]

"Not in name."

Perhaps in fervor, or gravity, though— no, he decides a moment later, shaking his head.

"Not at all."

Self-awareness has never been his greatest asset, nor has it been an asset in his narrow repertoire of emotional resources, but here it makes itself known like the faintest intrusion at the peripheral edge of his own thoughts. He sees her differently. His judment clouded.

And if flattery is an illusion, he does her a disservice with it.

"Though perhaps I shall tell Jone of your first guess. I imagine she will find amusement within it."

[bouchonne]

For just a brief moment, Byerly's smile ices over. He should have known, of course, that Gabranth was referring to that woman. He knows they're closely connected - because of course he does; he knows all the scandalous comings and goings. But it does seem a dreadful mistake on Gabranth's part, to take up with (in Byerly's estimation) a bully who would hurt a defenseless boy like his assistant.

But men have done stupider things out of affection for worse people. Take Byerly himself and his adventures in Antiva, after all.

The smile turns casual once more, and By says, "Perhaps so. Everyone adores a bit of blasphemy."