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joan dority is a problem. ([personal profile] poleaxed) wrote in [community profile] faderift2021-08-13 05:48 pm

OPEN | the grand tourney!

WHO: All Y'all.
WHAT: It's the Grand Tourney! Like a normal Tourney, but grand.
WHEN: August Now.
WHERE: Kirkwall.
NOTES: Sports... injuries?


Every thousand days, the Grand Tourney is organized in the Free Marches, and all the City States-- and even challengers from farther abroad-- come together to celebrate the freedom of the Marches. This year, the event was intended to take place in Tantervale.

When that, uh, fell apart, the tourney was hastily moved to the relative safety of Kirkwall.

Festivities begin early, with musicians and entertainers coming from all around to entertain lords and ladies as they set up tents. Food vendors complete the picnic atmosphere-- you may not be able to get a seat in the stands, but the hills around where the field where it all takes place makes the event easily viewed by all. Jesters, bards, troubadours, food vendors, all are happy to serve and make the event lively and lovely-- for a price.

The first event is the Joust. The announcer goes through everyone's names, their origins, the part they play, so the crowd knows who to root for and who to boo. Before the individual bouts begin, the jousters are expected to ride around the field collecting favors.

The second event is the Quintain. A similar setup to the Joust takes place, with announcements and cheering, gaining favors, etc. The major difference-- besides the content of the event itself-- is the hastily erected judge's stand, where they can view the skills of each comptetitor. Some scores are met with cheers, some with boos. Some competitors schmooze with the judges before their bout. It's all very classy.

In the intermission guests are invited to play a game of tug-of-war over two large piles of flowers and flower petals. As the loosers will discover, there's a pit of mud underneath the flowers. Hopefully you brought a second pair of clothes, or maybe you just don't care Edgard.

If tug-of-war isn't your game, there's drunken archery. Darktown's very best (worst) booze has been generously donated (appropriated) for the event. One shot to begin, and more shots for every subsequent shot of your bow. Landing closer to bullseye garners more points, and prizes can be collected for high point scores. Nothing particularly valuable, it's more like carnival fare-- stuffed toys, shiny gems (they are colored glass), wood carved in various shapes (some lewd). The most expensive prize is a hangover cure potion (it does not work).

The final event is the ever-popular Melee, where several one-on-one matches take place simultaneously, until someone is either undefeated or the least defeated. As with previous events, each combatant is announced to the crowd and expected to walk around the stands, receiving favors. However, they're expected to do this between every match in the melee, as their popularity rises... or falls.

During all of this, the ever-noble Pas d'Armes event is taking place. If you wander away from the event at any time, Gabranth will be there, at a nearby bridge, judging and / or fighting anyone who wishes to pass. Of course, if you wish to pass without issue, he will accept a favor from you. At the end, he'll be crowned with a white wreath of flowers, in a 'peace offering', and that is the sign that the tourney is done.

Not counting the partying into the night. No medieval camping trip is complete without waking up half clothed in a field, right?

JUST TELL ME WHO WON ALREADY.
fine, fine, jesus.

THE JOUST
1st Place: Tony Stark, The Iron Man (Erroneously called 'The Man of Iron' at least once by an announcer. Several people in the stands asked if he was made of iron, why he was called that, what is he doing, why.)
2nd Place: Weary Winona of Wycome (Never took off her helm, which was shaped like a woman's face and painted like she was crying.)
3rd Place: 'Sir Sullivan of Bonneville'(Who might just be Edgard in disguise, however legend has it he's actually an undead noble trying to reclaim his family's honor in the joust. This legend was started by Jone.)
Crowd Favorite: Ellis, The Bachelor (He was, at one point, mostly just a mass of favors, which may have been why he didn't rank. The crowd screamed his name repeatedly and at one point threw flowers at him while he was riding past.)


THE QUINTAIN
1st Place: Derrica, the Rivaini Raider (The chant 'carry me home' began during her bout, and continued whenever she walked near the field.)
2nd Place: Derek, Son of Derek, of the Ostwick Dereks (The 'carry me home' chant continued during his bout, as some confusion arose over whether Derrica was a distant relation of the Ostwick Dereks.)
3rd Place: Madame Noir of Hasmal (A ghostly pale woman wearing only a black gown during her match, there were rumors she'd bribed the judges with money or a low neckline.)
Crowd Favorite: Beth Greene, The Lady of the Green (Rumor has it that she was a wild woman who came from the forests just to compete. This rumor was also started by Jone.)


THE MELEE
1st Place: Pierre the Virtuous of Hambleton (On a particularly sunny day, some suspect he only won because the reflection from his bald head.)
2nd Place: 'The Dark Jaguar' (Who may be Erik Stevens in disguise. A nighttime assassin, he appears from nowhere during a fight usually with the aid of a conveniently placed piece of hanging black fabric but shhhh.)
3rd Place: Laura, Lady Nightshade (Rumor has it she threw her fight to get third place, but everybody who knows Laura knows she'd never do that... right?)
Crowd Favorite: 'The Acolyte' (A young man of roughly the same height and build as Benedict Artemaeus, the crowd really responded to how nervous, yet trying to be brave, he looked.)


THE OVERALL WINNER OF EVERYTHING:
Ser John 'the Anointed John' Pembroke of Tantervale
...who trained for this every day and is a professional Tourneyman, and whose win for Tantervale really lifted the spirit of the game to a high note, so how can we be bitter, really.
(Note to 1st placers in other events: this means he beat you in your event.)

[ooc Also final reminder that you don't have to have signed up for an event to have your character participate!!!]
kantikoy: (c'mon baby)

[personal profile] kantikoy 2021-08-28 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
They really need to make sure that the newcomers understand just what's been going on at the front lines, Adrasteia thinks.

"Corypheus' army marched on Hasmal, Tantervale, and Starkhaven. Tantervale was laid waste by the red lyrium high dragon under his control. So, it's..." She weighs her hands. "Dragon toys won't be popular for a while, I'm afraid."
voidtransport: And I can see another ocean from here (and times and failing and motion)

[personal profile] voidtransport 2021-08-30 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
To Riftwatch's credit, there probably were some documents with recent news but he may or may not have set them aside and not read them in favor of reading history books instead. Oops.

"Ah." That all sounds bad. "Makes sense then."

Knowing this, it is a bit awkward when he goes to claim one for himself anyway. Considering that there's still a good chunk of sunlight and therefore also festivities to be enjoyed here in Tantervale, he untucks his outer tunic from his belt and takes it off to wrap the plush toy in it so that it's just a bundle of cloth upon a glance. There, now no one has to see or think about a dragon should he pass them by.
kantikoy: (like the sun coming out)

[personal profile] kantikoy 2021-09-07 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Which is why they should be told, not just expected to read up on their own, but that's something Adrasteia will have to take up with someone else, not with Allumin. It isn't his fault, either way.

Also, the sight of Allumin's undershirt is a surprise (isn't he hot? It's warm out today), though Adrasteia doesn't think what he's done with the small stuffed dragon is overall a bad idea.

"What will you name him?" Everyone names their stuffed toys, right?
voidtransport: for golden crowns (We search alone)

[personal profile] voidtransport 2021-09-08 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
He raises an eyebrow at the question - not that it's odd or anything so much as he hadn't expected it. Has he named any stuffed toys before, in his childhood? He hopes that those memories will return to him over time, if there are any.

"Maybe I will name him Ezra, after one of my friends back home."

It's a bit bittersweet, having come to accept that he won't be going back and likely won't ever see him again but he can also take comfort in cherishing the memories of their friendship when he feels alone here. Ideally he'd like to hope there's room for new friendships and memories in the future, but he feels too detached to expect any of that for now.

One exchange with a fellow rifter earlier gives him a sprig of hope though.

"Do you have a name for yours?" he asks, with a nod towards her mabari plush.
kantikoy: (it doesn't hurt me)

[personal profile] kantikoy 2021-09-10 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
The raised eyebrow just gets a smile in return. She's used to that expression for any number of reasons.

"That's a good name. I think I'll name mine... Ellis." Adrasteia holds the mabari out in front of her face and boops its nose with her own. "One of the best Fereldens I know." Looking at Allumin with some seriousness. "Though the namesake wouldn't agree, so let's keep this between you and I. Do you know anything of mabari?"
voidtransport: I could be wrong (I could be right)

[personal profile] voidtransport 2021-09-11 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
"My lips are sealed," he says at the request. The sense of kinship from the gesture is sweet. It also makes him wonder what kind of person the 'Ellis' in question is, to be so held in regard but have a low opinion of themself... Probably someone who has been through a lot.

Allumin shakes his head at the question.

"They appear to be dogs? That's about all I know."
kantikoy: (and everything you were)

[personal profile] kantikoy 2021-09-16 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Good man." Adrasteia smiles. She doesn't need Ellis to know she's named anything after him, even just a stuffed animal.

At Allumin's clear lack of understanding regarding mabari she brightens. It's clearly a favored topic.

"They are very intelligent dogs, capable of understanding just about anything you tell them, though they don't speak on their own. Excellent hunters and watchdogs. Ferelden is known for them; Orlesians often make fun of the connection between a Ferelden and their mabari."
voidtransport: I know you want me (Come out and haunt me)

[personal profile] voidtransport 2021-09-17 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
He's happy to listen as she shares her passion for the subject with him. It seems silly to him that anyone would belittle the bond between a person and an animal, especially an intelligent one that has a greater purpose beyond the simple comforts of a pet.

"Sounds like Orlesians don't know what they're missing in that regard."
kantikoy: (to the men in power)

[personal profile] kantikoy 2021-09-20 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
"A true thing, but not one most Orlesians would agree with."

She smiles at him and pats him on the arm again. "I should check back in on the healing tents. Are you going to be alright?"
voidtransport: for golden crowns (We search alone)

[personal profile] voidtransport 2021-09-22 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
He nods. His stomach is a bit unsettled still from the shots he's done, but upon retrospect he's not sure if faire food will help or make it worse so...

"I'll be fine, yes, thank you. I think I'll just get some water, walk off alcohol best I can," he says, giving her a small smile.
kantikoy: (you wanna feel how it feels?)

[personal profile] kantikoy 2021-09-24 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, if you need anything before the celebrations have ended, come find me if you can." She inclines her head in a little bow. "Well met, Allumin, and welcome again to Thedas."
voidtransport: oh, would you take me back? (Would you do it again?)

[personal profile] voidtransport 2021-09-28 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
He returns the bow with one of his own.

"It was lovely meeting you, and I appreciate your openness during our conversation," he says with a smile that reflects the sentiment. "I'll be sure to find you should the need arise - until then, may you be well."