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derrica. ([personal profile] tender) wrote in [community profile] faderift2021-09-09 08:43 pm

rodeo drive, baby.

WHO: Chaos shoppers
WHAT: Preparations for fancy party
WHEN: Mid-Kingsway
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: We're here to peer pressure Ellie and acquire some fancy clothes, folks.


The invitation had said Formal attire required.

There is, of course, some question as to what exactly "formal attire" means when it's an Orlesian issuing the invitation, but without a doubt it means a trip to a certain swath of shops in Hightown where formal attire is available in a variety of different options. Does formal attire mean dresses with hip-high slits? Does it mean a silk tunic with an abundance of ruffles? Does it mean velvet or brocade or chiffon?

The shopkeepers will be sure to advise, if given even a breath of opportunity to swoop in with their suggestions. A budget? What's that? Surely it's not applicable to such a momentous occassion. Why, just step this way, look at this garment, one of a kind, isn't the color just divine—
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2021-09-11 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Somewhere, from behind a row of clothes, comes a very familiar disembodied voice:

"—Don't be a coward, darling."
acreage: (} 010.)

[personal profile] acreage 2021-09-11 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Look —

"we can't all be as pretty as you are."
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2021-09-11 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Absolutely not. I trust you both. Deeply."

He does not.
acreage: (} idiot)

[personal profile] acreage 2021-09-11 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
He leans down to Derrica, close enough to say, in a stage whisper,

"I trust you more than I trust him with this."

He's seen the way Astarion dresses!! Derrica, on the other hand, surely won't lead him astray.
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2021-09-11 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
"I have long ears, you know. I heard that."

This is not a stage whisper, for reference's sake.
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[personal profile] acreage 2021-09-12 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
This time, when Derrica looks up at him, he mouths, Don't encourage him. He straightens as she lets go, approaches the rack and frowns at the options faintly.

"Maybe," he allows, pulls out a pair of trousers at random and then immediately replaces it. Nope, that's a no.
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[personal profile] notathreat 2021-09-12 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
"What, you don't want the red and purple stripes?" Ellie pipes up from behind the rack, popping up to lay her forearms over it.

She gives the shopkeep a smile when he glares at her.
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[personal profile] acreage 2021-09-12 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So fucking dryly —

"They're not my color."
acreage: (} i love this stupid outfit)

takes your hands

[personal profile] acreage 2021-09-23 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"That," he admits, "sounds a lot better."

Hard evidence that he's right to trust no one but Derrica with this task!! He looks through that particular rack till he reaches the end of it, then frowns as he glances at some of the displays. They don't all look too outlandish, if he's being honest, but,

"I don't even know what I'll do with these clothes after the party." Then, "Unless someone else gets married."

He's already attended one wedding, it's not impossible.