Kain takes a grudging sip for the battlefield, making an uncertain face, does he truly have to share? "I had just slain too many zombies to count and that damned Archfiend is far too persuasive."

Though he'd ended up in a tree upside down and naked the next morning from his recollection, but uh, anyway, details. Hmmm, hm...

He takes another sip for the snow.

"We don't get as much snow where I'm from, but... well..." Ugh, he'd nearly frozen to death after, again a classic Val prank. Sigh.

"I've never... had relations on the moon." HA! There. There was no real time for such a thing to happen, up there.