faderift | [CLOSED] You hate my bad behavior

Making room as Astarion curled up at his side Dante took note of all of the things he already knew about him but stood out in stark contrast anyway Dante ran warmer than normal and Astarion naturally ran a bit cooler than most. It was probably due to the riddle of his being, but the half-demon was no less inclined to bundle him closer anyway. He detected the scent of something floral, though Dante was not up to specs on his ability to scent out different kinds of flora. This amused him for a few moments because how this scent could still cling to him after everything else...well it wasn't a complain...it was almost soothing.

"I promise, I'm not going anywhere," he murmured as Astarion began drifting off and while he might have been mildly curious about the site of the cargo, it wasn't enough to break his promise or to leave Astarion without his protection. True they defeated a demon prowling the area and there'd been no corpses shambling about sense, but it was also about repaying Astarion for taking care of his injuries and for the danger he'd been in. So here he remained wide awake and still entertaining his thoughts with every bit of vampire lore, both good and bad, he could think of while every now and then reaching over to stoke the fire or checking on Astarion.

It used to be that sleep was restorative. Necessary. More of a ritual than something truly restful. Here in Thedas, gnawed at by paranoia and nightmare as part of his own regular nightly routine, it’s far more difficult for him to find it in any substantial amount. But relaxed and unspokenly exhausted at present, Astarion doesn’t seem plagued by much of anything, strangely enough. No twitching, no snapping or snarling, only deep drawn breaths and lowered defenses.

Of course for Dante, who hasn’t been party to the vampire’s alternative sleep patterns, it likely just seems normal.

When he wakes, he truly does feel better. Free of pent-up strain, body heavier for warmth— even the bitter resentment he’s nursed along like wine is duller now. Something he’ll have to press himself to stoke later, when urging maliciousness wells the way it always inevitably does.

Having slipped down closer to Dante’s lap, his eyes chase the tarps overhead, meandering for a silent beat. Two.

“....how long was I...”

It wasn't the most entertainment he's had in his life, but Dante managed to stay rooted the entire time Astarion was asleep. Once he'd fallen into a deep sleep it was less about keeping himself physically occupied a more about keeping himself mentally occupied than physically occupied and there was very little mental stimulation to be had. He would even read a book right now if he'd had the access to one, but with enough fortitude he was able to maintain himself. There were no stars for him to count with the rain to hide them, no moon for him to watch roll across the sky to track the time.

At some point he took to observing Astarion, he might not have stars to count, but the man had a spattering of freckles? Beauty marks? Not very noticeable but if you had the time and the effort to stare at his face log and hard enough then you'd become acquainted with some of the features. He counted them and, worse yet, he named them, each and every one that he could see and that was a time-consuming task because he didn't have the best handle on naming anything let alone aspects of someone else that had no bearing on him whatsoever. Once he'd completed that task, he stroked Astarion's hair for a while listening to him breathe and watching him sink slowly into a more comfortable position. Dante shifted occasionally so they were both comfortable.

At some point after the sun had risen, he wasn't sure how long because the sky was still so dull and there was nothing to verify the time for him, Dante sang to himself, softly. He was often musically inclined but had no instruments on hand and certainly nothing that would be quite so controlled or soothing. Somewhere during a mid-song, he felt Astarion stir and open his eyes and Dante didn't move him letting Astarion sit up when he was ready to.

"Mmmm? You slept throughout the night and the sun came up a while ago...I think, it's hard to tell," Dante tilted his head back a bit looking through the cracks to see if he could gauge the situation outiside...daytime, that was all he could tell...late morning, early afternoon maybe, "feeling better?"

"Mmhm. Much." Concise, that confirmation. Mostly painted by drowsiness more than anything else, and chased by the back of his knuckles as they run slow over the span of one still-very-exhaustedly-dry eye, coaxing it back into focus along with the rest of him.

From there, he scrapes his nails back along his own scalp, attempting to right curls that— don't. Between the humidity and the heat, the mess of the last few days, there's no salvaging it in the slightest.

Fine.

He sits up in his own time. Stretches his spine with all the prolonged effort of a stirring cat.

"Didn't know you sang."

Once Astarion begins to move Dante takes that as his cue to push himself up onto his feet and stretch out his own unused muscles. He'd been idle for so long that his body was protesting against the very audacity of even moving, but he knew he couldn't stay on the floor either, not if they wanted to rendezvous and get back to report their mission.

He'll just have to choke on this loss.

"Yeah, I can croon out a tune when the mood strikes, I can dance, play musical instruments...it's expression and I guess I've always enjoyed the freedom of that kind of expression."

"Aren't you just full of surprises." Said as he slips onto his side, the stilling of rainfall outside drawing his attention.

A good omen.

"Once we get back, remind me to introduce you to some of our other resident bards, then." This, finally, manages to reach the usual level of lilting cheer that Astarion typically invokes. A sign he's shaken off the last throes of oddly blissful sleep, replacing it instead with a keen awareness of just how long this assignment's taken in total— prompting him to slowly begin scooping up the smallest amount of scattered supplies.

"I'm sure they'd appreciate another talent among their number. Though do mind the Orlesians, won't you? The term has its own meaning in their very tumultuous world."

"Hm, singing and dancing nobility right out of their unearned gains to fund a lifestyle for myself does sound appealing," muse a little harder why don't you? But it has occurred to him that he could use his other talents to his own benefit if he really wanted to.

"Benefits outweigh the risks, I hurt no one but myself, and I do enjoy it," he thought out loud as he began pulling down tarp and folding it up haphazardly.

"And what does bard mean to Orlesians? If it's too offensive then entertainer works for me as a title," he is that.

“Assassin. Spy. Informant.” He corrects mildly, working a grin over his own shoulder. “Musician still, in addition to the rest, but— definitely all of the above.”

A job that hardly seems to suit Dante, much as Astarion struggles to picture even the vaguest possibility of the man going undercover within gilded halls.

"Hmmm...let's see the last time I assassinated anyone it was a vicar giving a sermon in front of a pew full of people," it could be considered an assassination, even though there was very little ceremony or subtlety to it, "I was about as stealthy as a bull in an antique shop."

Crashing through windows and dropping down on a demon disguised as a holy man was hardly the stuff of assassins, spies, and informants, "I mean they could put me on the payroll if they want less orthodox."

But the reality was Dante would not be inclined to assassinate a person, he was already doing is best just to disable on the battlefield.

"You killed a..."

His brow tangles for a moment, as if he's trying to translate something that doesn't quite fit. Sermon he's more than familiar with in theory, having never truly ventured beyond Baldur's Gate itself in memory— and not praying at any altar save for his master's own besides.

Or hedonism. That altar, too.

Bag mostly packed, he shifts to sit down beside it, fitting Dante with the whole of his stare as one hand scuffs gently beneath his own chin.

"What, a cleric of sorts?"

"Yes, a cleric, a religious leader," Dante punctuated religious leader with air quotes as he naturally didn't believe the vicar was a religious leader in any capacity. He then proceeded to stuff the rolled-up tarps into the pack successfully balling them in there like a heathen.

Once properly stuffed he knelt in front of Astarion his canting his head to the side a bit before adding, "he was a demon disguised as a human pretending to be a holy man. He also wanted to use my blood to power a titan-sized demonic statue of my father, so he had a bullet to the face coming."

Granted that's probably not what it looked like to the hundreds of people bowing their heads in prayer.

"...oh. Well that sounds pleasant." Said in the distinct way of something decidedly unpleasant, his head lifting to meet Dante's focus in passing just before he rises.

"I'm sure everyone attending was very pleased to be so liberated."

"I doubt they were initially, no, they spent their entire lives on Fortuna in this cult that believed a whole lotta bullshit about Sparda that was only half true," Dante rolled back into a sitting position, legs stretched out in front of him with his arms propping his body up as he leaned back, "taking out their puppet master was an upset to their orderly lives."

Seemingly perfect lives if you didn't care to look too deep.

"But it was a necessary upset," Dante said it as simply as if it were nothing more than a fact.

Their puppet master.

It isn't the same, of course, but something about that phrasing ticks along the back of his neck, practically making the hairs stand up on their own. With little ceremony, he steps beside Dante, leaning over where he's fallen into recline and plucking up that heavy pack. Still wearing Dante's coat, it means the longer tails brush loosely against his legs for the effort.

"That, my dear, is why heroism never pays." He scoffs lightly, tucking the pack across his own shoulder.

"No one will ever thank you for bleeding on their behalf."

Tipping his head back Dante looks up at Astarion as he leans over to pick up the pack still wearing Dante's coat as if he were right at home and it was fine. He took in the expression on his companion's face trying to make heads or tails of what was going on inside of his head and then decided it was probably an exercise in futility.

Rolling all the way back onto his shoulders, Dante flipped himself onto his feet sensing, at the very least, that Astarion was ready to head out and he seemed intent on shouldering their bags. For his part he scooped up his sword and slug it over his shoulder.

"I don't do what I do for recognition, rank, or reward," Dante said in what was perhaps the most serious thing he's probably ever said as he opened the door for both himself and Astarion, "I have to live in the world as well, and there's no way in hell I'm sharing it with hostile demons wanting to take a dump all over it while subjugating people to their power."

Maybe there was honor and duty in it as well, maybe part of him was his father's son, but he liked to think he had his own reasons.

"I can be a hero or a monster to that end, I can be whatever I need to be."

“And now that you’re here,” words trailing off as he moves to stand by the crooked doorway, swollen wood turned slanted at its hinges, “I wonder what you’ll become.”

The demons in Thedas aren’t like the ones from either of their worlds. No cambions, no incubi or succubi or anything in between. Dante can fight them the same as he’d done days before now to his heart’s content, but it certainly won’t be the same battle he knew prior to his trip through the Fade.

So. What does a man like that have left? Corypheus? The noble cause? Himself? Or...perhaps nothing leashing at all.

"Come on, darling." Astarion's head cants towards his shoulder, toeing the door open to reveal a swath of daylight outside.

"Road's waiting."

Dante stood in the frame of the door wondering about the strange exchange and what it was all about. V was cryptic in a similar way as well, except V constantly spoke in riddles or poetry, so much William Blake that Dante had it all nearly memorized by now. Astarion wasn't that extreme but he couldn't help wondering what the other man kept so close to the chest that it broke to the surface like this every so often to say hello.

If it was really bothering him he'd say something, Dante figured, but he often figured more about people than he expected and rarely pried for the information himself. If it was private then it was private.

Nudging the door closed with his foot after exiting the shanty, as if it was some kind of house he'd be returning to one day, he watched Astarion for a moment. It should be kind of silly, Astarion marching down the hill, pack on his back, and Dante's overly large coat billowing around him like a miniature Dante missing only a sword. Instead of laughing he gamboled up behind him and slung an arm around Astarion's shoulders.

"Alright, now that you're acting all impressive, smooth, and mysterious...is it my turn to ride on your back?"

Because that really would be the cherry on top of this entire strange scene.

In truth, Astarion could probably manage it. He's stronger than he looks, after all, though he picks and chooses precisely when he's keen on burning that much energy, now that blood consumption doesn't technically do a thing for him. Now that his limbs tire easily, now that he is— aside from the sharpness of senses and teeth alike— essentially mortal in nature, he's not exactly inclined to be generous.

But...

Well, it would be funny, wouldn't it.

Astarion pauses there under the heavy hang of that arm, stopping long enough to consider the man at his side. Sizing him up once more.

"All right," he scoffs out abruptly under the weight of a dagger-edged grin. Pulling away just far enough to turn in offering. "Hop on."

Dante wasn't expecting Astarion to humor him, but he's enjoying the frivolity of it while essentially having his bluff called. Not expecting to be carted around at length, he is more than accommodating when Astarion turns his back to him in offering and while he doesn't hop on in the literal sense, he does in fact shinny his way onto Astarion's back, minding weight distribution and the pack.

And it absolutely is as ridiculous as it anyone might have expected considering how Dante engulfs Astarion all arms and legs. Unfettered by appearances, however, Dante's here to enjoy the ride for as long it lasts no matter how silly it looks, and with Dante's chin propped on top of Astarion's head like a excited child it couldn't be anything but.

"This is more fun than I thought it would be," and giving Astarion's shoulders a playful squeeze he added for good measure, "and cozy too."

They look ridiculous, not that Astarion much cares out here, so far away from society that only the rocks and trees will remember this. His head tips upwards slightly, knocking into the underside of Dante's jaw where it rests.

“Try not to get too used to it. This is a one-time-only special: not to be repeated.” And then, teasing more apparent than ever, he somehow manages to work the sound of a mild, long-suffering grin into his voice.

“But I suppose someone around here has to carry your weight.”

As Astarion tips his head up to look at Dante, he bows his head just enough to somewhat lock eyes with the other man still grinning as the situation was both novel and entertaining. It wasn't everyday he got to be carried around so why not enjoy himself while he could.

"Getting a one-time treat like this? I guess my birthday's come early...or late," of course Dante is well aware that if the situation was different and there were people with which to concern his appearances with, then this wouldn't even be a one-off scenario.

"Carrying my weight is a tall order, I am a pain in the ass at the best of times. It's a good thing you're so impressive and surprisingly beefy."

“The more compliments you give— accurate as they are— the more your timer on this little trade extends.”

Just for the record.

“...thank you, by the way.” He adds after a lone, tepid little beat. Something clearly weighing on his mind regardless of the fact that he’s currently carting his companion along like an oversized satchel, tipping his own chin once more to knock damp curls from his eyes.

He doesn’t specify what he’s thanking Dante for, but tone itself might hint: it’s not the shallower flattery that preceded it.

"You mean like beautiful and clever," Dante was more than a little amused by the idea that his piggy back ride is fueled by compliments, "brave...and you smell good too."

The last one was an afterthought, but it was interesting, considering what they've endured over the past few days, that Astarion didn't smell overwhelmingly like a bog. Whatever that floral smell was, it was the most enduring scent that had clung to him through all of it, or maybe Astarion rolls around in flower beds when no one is paying attention.

Now there's a mental image that holds his attention for several moments until he's snapped out of it by Astarion's gratitude.

It's not done out of self-adulation and it doesn't hold the levity Dante would associate with accepting compliments. It's certainly information Dante doesn't know what to do with especially since there could be a few things he's being thanked for. He doesn't require it, but accepts that this is probably not an everyday occurrence either.

"Anytime," Dante offers in return, smoothing his fingers through Astarion's wilted curls to keep them out of his face.

It's that kindness that always catches Astarion so off-guard. Strikes that oh-so-familiar chord of once-blooming trust that served to make a fool of him, once. He likes to think he's better suited to rejecting it now. Smarter, or harsher, or—

Or he doesn't know, tipping his head into the softer slide of those fingertips for as long as it lasts.

Dangerous, always. Getting attached. He wears that warning like the coat across his shoulders, leaning into the set of a smile under the weight of an easy exhale.

"If you remember one thing from all this trouble, it had better be that flattery will always get you everywhere."

Even back to Kirkwall— on foot— for as long as it can be managed.

...or until Astarion just doesn't want to anymore.

Dante was not unfamiliar with the hurt and the pain or even the fear that paired with letting people close or trusting their intentions. He's been burned, but it's not a lesson that he's learned anything from, it doesn't stop him from feeling as much as he can and embracing the better parts of his nature when he can even if he shares himself with others just so, just enough so they can endure it.

It's a different kind of pain, Astarion hasn't dipped into many details of his own past, but Dante's aware that whatever darkness is there it's different.

"Hmmm...that is true, but even if it is you can always say no, or hell no, or fuck in the direction of off," Dante mused propping his chin back on top of Astarion's head, "and when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again."

Giving Astarion a pat across the chest for reassurance.

"Even if you do have seductive eyes, flirty lashes, and a soothing voice," he tacked that on just to ham it up.

[CLOSED] You hate my bad behavior

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