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WHO: Wysteria and YOU
WHAT: Catch-all for post-Starkhaven
WHEN: Now!
WHERE: The Gallows, Kirkwall
NOTES: n/a, will add if applicable
WHAT: Catch-all for post-Starkhaven
WHEN: Now!
WHERE: The Gallows, Kirkwall
NOTES: n/a, will add if applicable
THE (UNSTAFFED) DINING HALL.
One of the Gallows' towers keeps a kitchen, and a fire in its hearth which services the prodigious main hall. At this particular hour in the morning, that one may in fact presently be seeing to the feeding and watering of Riftwatch's various late risers who may yet be avoiding facing the truly atrocious weather of the day.
This one, however, —that hall's twin in the opposite tower—has been turned to a far more critical business. With buckets of late winter and/or early spring rain falling out of doors, the great underutilized space is—
being cleared of its various heavy furniture at Wysteria's shrill, too-cheerful-for-the-hour, direction. If someone had been unlucky enough to have breakfasted in the same early hour as herself, they may have been pressed into this task of lifting and carrying: shifting unused benches and various scattered tables to the walls of the room so as to leave the center of the hall cleared.
"Wait, wait. It's only just occurred to me. Perhaps we should move two of the tables over before the hearth and turn them on their sides to act as a sort of backstop," Wysteria is saying while, about their heels, a small white dog does his level best to put himself underfoot.
Or, later, once the space has been properly rearranged, is acting as a testing ground for various Research Division atrocities. The poor weather will not delay Madame de Foncé's very strict trial schedule. She has very strictly laid out a great array of materials to one side of the hall, including but not limited to: a six by six square of woven metal strips; a light net halfway to being packed inside of a wooden tube, a prodigious amount of sail cloth wrapped in a tangle of ropes, and a straw padded crate of palm-sized jars with wicks sticking ominously out of their tops, and...a rudimentary bicycle.
THE KIRKWALL DOCKS.
A familiar young woman is standing on one of the low stone walls that zigs and zags about, slicing the Kirkwall docks into its various ramps and stairs and overhangs. She has a little spyglass tucked against her eye, and is presently watching the mouth of the harbor—where a fat mercantile ship is currently wallowing against the weather in an attempt to work itself toward its anchorage—with considerable interest.
So much interest, in fact, that she is presently blind to the pair of shifty looking teenaged boys on the landing behind her who are clearly giving some serious consideration to how they might manage slicing the purse strings running from her chatelaine to her skirt pockets, and whether they could fish away the prize of the purse quickly enough to avoid capture if they made a go at shoving her off the wall.
AN AMBUSH. (wildcard with a twist; please describe what your character is up to and I'll riff off it.)
To describe Wysteria de Foncé as a relentless act of nature devised to make all persons about her thankful for the comparative peace afforded by her absence would be rude. It also wouldn't always be entirely unfair given the woman's propensity for appearing at the most inopportune of moments. There is a particularly uncanny way in which she turns her attention upon her desired victim with the ominous focus of a crossbow swiveling to aim a bolt directly down a helm's eye slot, and a marked tenacity with which she will cross any measure of distance and navigate any obstacle to reach the aforementioned target of her interests.
So maybe Wysteria is suddenly adjusting her trajectory to intercept, skirts swishing about her heels; or maybe she is rushing down a Kirkwall stairwell; or calling "You! I've a very important matter to discuss with you! Wait a moment, I'll be right down!" from the upstairs window of an unlikely Lowtown public house; or merely right there on the other side of the door when it's opened.
Regardless, the trap is sprung. Escape is futile.

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But the thing is, Byerly does know the young woman in question. And she has, in the past, made her thoughts on his impulse towards chivalry quite well-known. And anyway, the lads aren't muttering to one another about cutting her throat; they're muttering about shoving her, and if they succeed, the drop is a few feet at most.
And so By, leaning idly against the stone wall, arranges his features in an uninterested sort of expression, communicating with every fiber of his being to the two little criminals I'm not paying attention. Perhaps the lads will decide it's not worth the risk; perhaps they'll have a go and succeed; or perhaps they'll have a go and be foiled by some ingenuity of Wysteria nee Poppell. He's quite thrilled to find out.
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Only to be spoiled by the small white dog who appears without warning out from under the hem of Wysteria's skirts. It begins yapping enthusiastically. The teens stop abruptly. The spyglass lowers from Wysteria's eye and she twists round.
For a split second, the four of them make up an excellent comedy pantomime. And then one boy lunges in the same moment that the little dog launches itself off the wall at his partner. His partner and Wysteria squawk in nearly identical pitches, but only one of them has a spyglass to clobber their attacker with.
dining hall; clearing
Why he would've agreed to any of this in the first place is questionable, but that was often a problem with being excessively polite and avoiding any argument where possible: when you met an unstoppable force, you were pushed right along with it.
"A backstop?" His voice squeaks a little high on the question. It's hard to tell if he's asking for clarification on the word, or he's dismayed at the prospect of having to move the tables again.
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Hence their present circumstances. Anyway, Josias is tall and her general impression has always been that additional vertical inches usually translate slightly more leverage even when the arms might otherwise be useless.
"Yes, a backstop. We'll need something to fire the crossbow bolts into."
Obviously.
"It's not far. Let's take this table and that one over before the hearth and turn them over so their tops face down the firing range. The entry way, I mean," is a very easy direction to give when one has no ability to assist in its execution. Presumably the prosthetic strapped to Wysteria's left shoulder is only rated to a certain degree of lifting and carrying.
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Not that he actually will. As much as he really doesn't enjoy unnecessary physical labour, she's delightfully mad. This is looking like it might be one of the most interesting days he's had since he got here.
So he does as directed, seemingly entirely downtrodden about the whole thing, but still giving no word of argument. Until a thought seems to occur, just as the makeshift backstop is assembled.
"I'm not to be a target too, yes?"
He definitely looks like he's about to bolt now.
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With a minor clatter of various shifting objects, Wysteria drags a heavy sheet of what appears to be (and indeed is) strips of metal basketwoven together. There is a rope handle on each of its ends. Apparently at some point, she'd tired of wrangling it otherwise.
"Now if you would be so kind as to pick up that end, we may set your substitute into place."
Ha ha ha. What a fine, witty joke!
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Honestly, from his manner, he's probably decided that about the entire world.
"I ah- I didn't ask." Is an obvious, and he sounds apologetic about it. Or about asking now. "This is a Research matter?"
The idea clearly only just occurring to him.
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"Yes, it is a Research matter. I'm catching up on a great deal of work today and am most sincerely grateful for your assistance. —Remind me, you are our new recruit from Rialto, yes?"
Asked with the secret sort of authority which suggests that she knows she is right, and is only being polite. Ish.
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"I wouldn't say so new," is what he opts for, after a moment of looking as though he was suddenly in pain. Then smiles a little, self-effacing. "But not so long here to know how Research would need... this."
Surely targets and their associated parts would be a Forces matter.
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"But as for this! You will have noticed the distinct weave of the metal, of course. The strips have been crafted from different ones with various resistant properties in the hopes that they might might offer better protections against arcane assaults. This is naturally only a proof of concept prototype, but if it fares well then we might look to disassembling this and reshaping it for actual wear."
They have reached the turned table. Wysteria plants the lower edge of the woven square on the ground before it and helps to guide the plate upright to prop there.
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"This is much concern? Often?"
testing ground
It doesn’t change the fact that Stephen Strange still finds Wysteria only marginally more baffling than elvhen artifacts, even if he’s still been roped into this endeavour under the guise of departmental collaboration. He’s in Research. She is conducting Research. He should help with the research, probably, in the interests of getting a good end-of-year review from the boss.
After she’s started to lay out a mystifying array of equipment and supplies in the commandeered dining hall, he finds himself scrutinising each one in turn. The bicycle draws particular interest and he examines the rotary cranks and pedals, and spins the wheel with an absentminded touch. He’s not an engineer, but he can admire the work nonetheless.
“They called early versions of these velocipedes. Excellent name,” Strange says, then, “Are you working on twelve different experiments at once? I can’t see the connective tissue between all of these objects.”
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This, as she is making some effort to gather the rest of that light cord netting and cram it the rest of the way into the mouth of the wooden tube. There are various metal weights attached to the net at intervals and the combination of them are making it difficult to pack the whole thing appropriately with just the one hand. Also not helpful: the little white dog currently prancing all over the net's loose ends.
"We are testing a dozen different experiments at once. I've fallen very behind on it what with the holidays and the whole business at Starkhaven and that nonsense in the Crossroads and, of course, the general sense of despair inflicted by all this weather. Which is why I am so very grateful for your assistance. —Although you must promise not to say velocipede against lest de Foncé hear it. Valentine, I mean," she corrects, only belatedly remembering that would technically also be her. "It sounds like an insect which means he would like it far too much.
"And charming as that might be,"—(she does not sound particularly charmed)—"I would rather we not change the thing's name now. I've already written down 'bimobile' on a great deal of paperwork. —Oh, come now Tabouret!"
This for the little dog, who seems not to mind terribly when she pushes him off the net with the toe of her field boot.
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"I like velocipede," he says, not very helpfully, as he taps his way across to the staged area.
In previous engagements, Wysteria's tiny menace has found Viktor's three-legged gait enticing for whatever doggy reason—the cadence and clicking, perhaps, or some misplaced optimism that surely this will be the time he'll throw his stick—so she may shortly be given reprieve.
"Did you bring the jars? —Ah!" There they are. Hello to them and no one else.
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The Sorcerer Supreme of Earth, reduced to carrying heavy objects and shepherding a tiny dog. How the mighty have fallen.
He takes a nearby yardstick originally meant for measuring distance between the tables, and tosses it towards the archway in the hopes of deterring the creature— this only buys them about fifteen seconds of freedom, however, before Tabouret returns with the yardstick, as inevitable as the heat death of the universe.
“If there’s an explosion of arcane energies and your dog turns into a horror,” he adds, “I’m just saying, I disavow all involvement.”
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This stroppy bit of behavior being somewhat actively undermine as Wysteria, having finally plugged the rest of the net into the tube, has set about feeding a wick free from the back of the canister.
"Now, perhaps if you might be so kind as to pull one of those training yard targets out into our firing lane. Then I will have you shoot this for me."
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His contribution, as he turns back to snooping: "We have blast chambers for that."
That same hand forms an elegant shape, pinky and ring fingers raised, as he very carefully draws one of the jars halfway from its nest of straw to peek at its contents.
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The physical labour isn’t much up Strange’s alley, but his training had been like this, too, once upon a time. Break down that arrogant ego. Go carry some groceries for the monks.
“Are we trying to shoot the dummies with a net?” he asks. Because overwhelming as Wysteria is, he still perks up whenever the arcane-slash-scientific principles come into play. He might not be an engineer like so many of his colleagues — present company included — but he’s still interested.
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(Ha ha, we have fun here.)
"We are trying to shoot dummies with a net," she confirms, pleased that the work is so transparent. That's good; it bears promising results for when they put the net gun into the hands of less thoughtful people.
"I've been thinking of the dracolisks in Starkhaven—oh, Viktor; be careful, some of those have had a measure of dracolisk venom added. Yes, the ones with the Xs marked on the seals. We may want to save those for the outdoors during some break in the rain—, and that it seems much easier to tangle cavalry or a rider up than it does to puncture the animals' hides and take them down that way. And also we might wish to take a few hostages at some point."
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Merrily sniping at one another over the day's work is indeed one of life's finer little joys—
Oh, the ones marked X? Like the one he's holding now? Where someone else might be encouraged to paranoid avoidance by this news, Viktor simply re-draws the previous jar and compares the look of the two, one in each hand.
Hostages inspires a little twist of his mouth, left unspoken.
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There’s a comfortable ebb-and-flow to this work; it reminds Strange of the way he’d always bantered with fellow doctors in the surgical theater, conducting a perpetual jovial ongoing patter despite the blood on their hands, the intensive task at hand. He likes to keep talking throughout, and so he does:
“Are dracolisks popular? Are they present anywhere in Kirkwall? If not then I, personally, think it’s deeply unfair that the enemy has nightmare dragon-horses but we can’t have nightmare dragon-horses.”
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And thank the gods Valentine de Foncé isn't present to squabble over this point. No doubt he would take this as license to insist that there was nothing inherently wrong or destructive about the animals, that there was no reason to fear them, and so on and so forth, nevermind that she had said nothing of the sort.
But there is only one insistent interlope ok this conversation, and that is the little white dog who has turned his attention from chasing the dregs of the net in order to pivot his attention to Viktor—rollicking gamely in the direction of the individual who seems most in possession of a toy that might be thrown for him to chase.
Wysteria makes no effort to stop him. She instead takes the heavy shears from her chatelaine and trims the wick sticking out of the gun launcher to a less unreasonable length.
"Which of you would like to do the honors?"
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He's turned his attention down to the unruly creature bounding up to his feet, and turned up his toe to waggle enticingly. It might be inconsiderate to encourage Wysteria's excitable dog to greater excitement, especially in a way that seems to condone attacking shoes... but the lunging feints are objectively adorable, so, too bad.
Still not looking up, still holding two jars of explosive fluid, pivoting elusive taps off his heel, "Regardless of their popularity, dracolisks don't fly, so we still have the advantage there."
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With the honours ceded to him, Strange has sidled up to the launcher, sleeves of his robes rolled up to his elbows and pinned back to keep out of the way. He holds up his scarred hands with a decidedly theatrical flourish, then glances over to the others, ensuring no one’s standing too close — the dog hasn’t gambolled its way into the firing line — at least a mere net isn’t liable to explode in their faces, probably — and he says, “Alright then. Three, two, one…”
And because he’s not just dramatic but melodramatic, rather than use a normal match like a normal person, Doctor Strange goes through a complex series of movements with his fingers with a certain unnecessary flair,
and he summons a small palmful flare of fire, which catches merrily on the wick, and then he takes a long step backwards.
ambush
"Madame?" She turns, a mask of quiet attention over her exasperation.
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(It short—she has given up the habit of soft ladylike slippers.)
"Yes! Hello. Thank you," is all in one breath, Yeshellothankyou as Wysteria draws up before Fifi. Up close, she looks distinctly harried as is already shooting an anxious glance back the way she'd come as if any moment she expects someone to appear blistering after her. "I was wondering whether I might consult your expertise on something. It is not an emergency."
Which means it definitely is an emergency.
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She is, apparently, not going to elaborate here in this corridor. Rather, shifting slightly anxiously from one foot to another and not quite wring her hands together—
"But we should be on our way, actually. It would be best if we didn't stand here and were on our way. Time is off the essence, as it were."
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“As you say, Madame,” she says quietly, offering a small nod of acquiescence and setting her broom to rest against a corner as she prepares to accompany her.
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"Well!" Wysteria exclaims with a sweeping gesture of the arm like a Hollywood tour guide (which she now knows everything about) who has just reached the manic paranoia part of an ill-timed methamphetamine high. "Right this way!"
And then Wysteria is whirling round in a flurry of skirts with the clear expectation that Fifi will follow, and heading—right back in the direction she'd first come from. Everything is fine.
anything is possible if you believe in yourself
Whatever this is, it’s at least probably more interesting than sweeping.
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—And Wysteria bars immediate entry with a flung out, cautionary arm. Rather than pass into the room directly, she kicks the door wider so that light from the corridor may filter into the room. Given that the weather is so very bad, very little sunlight comes in through the slit of a window opposite of them; but the combination of the two sources of light is quite sufficient to illuminate the oily black stain at the center of the room, gleaming nefariously back at them while the carpet it's eaten a hole directly through smokes about the spill's margins.
This room is clearly no longer much of a room for sleeping in. Though a bed has been shoved up against the wall, the rest of the room is consumed with all the Hallmark of a private little office—kept here on some pretense of her still partly residing in the Gallows, but clearly largely is dedicated to experiments too foul for her own little house in Hightown and too questionable for the Research workroom.
"I've tried sweeping it," Wysteria explains. "It only melted the broom."
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Fifi’s eyes go wide at the sight of the stain, from which her first reaction is to recoil—- they’re not supposed to steam like that, as far as she knows.
“What,” she gasps, horrified and intrigued all at once, “what is it?”
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"It contains a great deal of dracolisk venom. I have been testing how we might reinforce armor against it, given all that occurred in Starkhaven."
It's fine. No maid in the history of the universe has ever been a narc.
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This is rather outside the sphere of her knowledge.
"Have you," she stammers, "mentioned it to the Provost?" He's a nerd, right? "I can't say I've worked with... dracolisk venom."
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"I believe our visiting Chantry Mother is touring some of these floors today, and I am largely only concerned for the smell."
(Which is in fact quite pungent—burning fibres and a rancid biological stench.)
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Quickly scanning the room, and then peering back out into the hall, a plan begins to take form.
"This is a storage room," she declares, "filled with odds and ends, nothing worth looking at for too long." Her eyes cut to Wysteria's. Do You Catch My Drift
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Yes of course. A storage room.
"Perhaps then we might only concern ourselves with covering or concealing the odor so it doesn't leech into the corridor. For the present, of course. At some point I suspect the venom must stop, er, doing what it is currently doing."
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Does not, strictly speaking, sound particularly promising as to Wysteria's ability to scrounge objects to fill the room with. But she has already pulled the door shut again, and is spinning on her heel to hurry off in search of anything that might be piled directly inside the door.
"Best of luck! We will reconvene in five minutes!" She calls back across her shoulder, hard soled little boots clattering rapidly off.
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