"I don't see how dogs licking themselves and cats bathing themselves are different." He was under the impression it was harder to bathe a cat, too.

As if the conversation wasn't crazy enough. Wait- "What? Dragons? Seriously? You want her to fight a dragon?" Sam raises a brow and looks at the kitten. "That's crazy. I'm honestly going to have to consider making armor for four-legged companions if that's your plan."