Life in Camp Shady Fuckers

[unbrokenoath]

WHO: Everyone living in or visiting the Warden camp
WHAT: Just some low-key action-spammy stuff for a bunch of sketchy losers who got tossed into the camp for sketchy losers. And the people who come to hang out because sketchy losers are the coolest losers.
WHEN: Vaguely stretching around Cloudreach?? Nothing is set in stone, time is an illusion
WHERE: Camp Shady Fuckers The Warden camp
NOTES: Just throw whatever warnings necessary in the heads of your threads

Just throw opens or whatever up this is a low-key general mingly kinda thing for hanging out and shouting at each other. Feel free to interrupt other threads or whatever and idk man this is basically like a network post but in real life.

Comments

The You Tried star, perhaps?

[justice_is_blond]

Really? I always thought you felt needled on by them.

[Jokes are safe, really. It's easy to return to them rather than talk further about what he's trying to convince himself - that being close to the group won't hurt them.]

I find you missing that commentary inkvigorating.

[failedfirst]

[Aaaand now she regrets saying that. A little. That's definitely not a slight smile on her face.]

Creators preserve me. I take it back.

[justice_is_blond]

[There's a faint smile on his lips too.]

So are you saying you've found me to be universally appealing no matter what I'm saying, then?

[failedfirst]

Len'alas lath'din. [it's an insult, but it's said without her usual venom, and she shakes her head.]

You are far more pleasant than some humans I have known.

[justice_is_blond]

And you are far more pleasant than some elves I've known.

[Human, and not shem. It means a lot.]

In fact, perhaps I shouldn't say this, but I actually don't mind your company.

[failedfirst]

Why, do you think I will be endlessly seeking your attention, now? [Still, it's really nice to hear he doesn't mind her company. She huffs out a breath of air before adding:]

I suppose I don't mind yours, either.

[justice_is_blond]

Why wouldn't you? I'm charming, I'm pretty, and I like your tattoos.

[He's pervasive. Like water seeping into floorboards.]

[failedfirst]

[she scoffs again, shaking her head.]

Pretty is debatable.

[justice_is_blond]

Really now.

[He laces his fingers behind his head and half-leans back.]

You're going to tell me I'm not pretty now?

[failedfirst]

I don't know. I'm a poor judge of what makes a human pretty. [she squints at him for a moment, as if trying to decide if he's actually pretty.]

I suppose you aren't unappealing to look at, but your chin. [She frowns, gesturing at her own face] Humans have so much more hair than elves.

[justice_is_blond]

[She's actually assessing him, and that's pretty amusing.]

If it's any consolation, I shave that hair nearly every morning. It's not my fault it likes to grow back very quickly. My chin is simply determined to be distinguished in its own way.

Also I'm going to note you didn't argue against my claim of being charming.

[failedfirst]

[She scoffs a little, crossing her arms and leaning back.]

You have your moments.

[justice_is_blond]

[He presses a hand to his heart as if he's shocked.]

Is this when I start picking out a good location for the wedding? Because that sounds like a declaration of love, coming from you.

[failedfirst]

Mmm, yes. How about your tomb? I'll push you in, bury you. It will be very romantic.

[who says Velanna has no sense of humor?]

[justice_is_blond]

It will also be warmer than here. Let's. But be helpful and dig it, would you? That's traditional for Anders weddings; the bride digs the groom's grave.

[Not Anders, certainly. And Anders also isn't about to let the opportunity to tease back pass.]

I've always been one for traditions and what's expected of me.

[failedfirst]

[That actually gets a laugh out of her.]

Yes of course, when I think of you tradition is often the first thing that comes to mind.

[justice_is_blond]

Then my job here is done.

[He's gotten Velanna to laugh. But he's not going anywhere.]

I live to be a modern-day example of the past and how we should all bend into tiny preconceived molds for the sake of those who profit from said molds. When people recognize this, I move on.

[failedfirst]

[She lets out a sigh, shaking her head.]

I'm afraid we aren't meant to be. I never excelled at fitting into molds. [As Ilshae often liked to point out.]

[justice_is_blond]

A shame. Our romance would have been quite the passionate affair.

[He and she would never have worked. She and Justice, on the other hand... He doesn't want to think about that. Nor does Justice, because passion requires desire and only demons desire.]

[failedfirst]

[aaand now she's thinking too hard about it, and her ears turn a little red as she glances away]

I don't know about that. The first boy who ever kissed me said I kissed like a dead fish. [Although she suspected he had largely kissed her on a dare. Her clan sucked.]

[justice_is_blond]

That's when you turn around and tell him you knew you smelled something funny, and suggest kissing women more often.

[Her ears are red. He should ease up a little on the flirting, but it's difficult.]

Look. No one's great at kissing their first time. It's a weird process, where the lips go, do you involve tongue, oh, they have teeth too, and so on. That has no reflection on you, and a great deal on him.

[failedfirst]

I am aware of that.

[She's only half snapping, and she crosses her arms in front of her, resting them on her knees.]

However, I have no positive experiences to reference, so I am the problem. [She doesn't sound entirely sad about that, more like she's just stating a fact out of one of her books.]

[justice_is_blond]

[He's quiet for a moment, unsure if this is an issue that bothers her or something she's fine with. In the end, he shrugs.]

If you want to learn about kissing, if it matters to you, I'd suggest speaking with Zevran. He doesn't judge, he's highly talented, and I know he's a skilled teacher as he's working with me on something else.

[failedfirst]

I do not need to learn about kissing!

[Now she sounds a little exasperated.]

Even if I did I would not need to- I'm not- Zevran is not-

[And now she gives up on what she's attempting to say with an aggravated sigh, although the redness in her ears has spread to her cheeks.]

[justice_is_blond]

You said you were the problem...

[He trails off, looking confused.]

Do you not have any interest in kissing at all then? And why not Zevran? He's skilled, kind, discreet...