A Cruel Twist of Fate [closed]

[wickedchase]

WHO: Twisted Fate, Nerva, Korrin, Zevran, Beleth, Cyril, Ruby, Sera, Katniss, and special sending crystal guest star, Sina!
WHAT: A companion quest and elven relations all wrapped up in one.
WHEN: Post-Illness plot. The band of merry travelers will be gone from Clouch 23 to Clouchreach 28.
WHERE: Traveling to and from the Serpentine River.
NOTES: The plotting post.

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[arsebiscuit]

It's the Maker's gift.

[ Sera grins at all that, +100 approval for the mage that decides to black out drink rather than plot with all the spirity things. ]

But what's the mass-lock? Got some left? Gonna need it once we hit those land boat things.

[gatheringstorm]

Maraas-lok, it's ridiculously strong qunari liquor. And yeah, I have some to spare but I'll warn you now, it's not stuff that goes down easy. For some reason, qunari brews are less about savoring the taste and more about tests of endurance.

[That's what it seems like, anyway. So it's use for her is more 'medicinal'...and sharing it with unsuspecting people just to see their reactions.]

[arsebiscuit]

Oh- I've got it, right? How many of your type you think these elves' seen? Tell them, all serious, deals get sealed by drinking from the flask- can't do the rift without it. Then watch their faces when they drink!

[Ah, it feels good to laugh.]

[gatheringstorm]

[Korrin bursts out laughing at that, needing a good bout of laughter as well. The image alone...she'd have to pass that on, no doubt.]

Andraste's tits, that'd be priceless. If there's one good thing about my kind not being well-known by most, it's that we can get away with a lot of bullshit. I'd do it, too, if get Fate in a better mood.

[arsebiscuit]

'Course it will. Think he might hate walking 'round the woods almost as much as me. He's not so bad under the ink.

[gatheringstorm]

[She smiles at that, in full agreement.]

He's a good friend, and one I've glad to have at my back. I can't blame him for not being thrilled to return where he's not wanted, not when he has it better elsewhere. Once this is over with, they'd better leave him alone.

[arsebiscuit]

We can fix it that way. Easier than you think, getting their type to act like the wrong kinda elf don't exist.

[gatheringstorm]

If we can, then good riddance. It's better than watching him being drawn into crap he wants nothing to do with. As far as I can tell, the 'wrong' sort of elf is a lot more fun to hang around with, anyway.

[arsebiscuit]

Make out with him a bit, right where they can see. We'll get chased out with fire and halla. Or halla on fire, dunno what they do that makes 'em so special.

[gatheringstorm]

[Korrin snorts at the suggestion.]

Say that near Zevran and I bet you anything he'd do it. He loves making a scene. And I'd love to watch.

[arsebiscuit]

Could both do it. Really mess them up. Elves and qunari teaming up to go mad. Get the real message of the Inquisition out there, wouldn't it?

[gatheringstorm]

[That gets her to laugh and it's a fun image just for the outrage it'd cause, but she shakes her head.]

I've made out with him before, and that was enough for me. Now it'd just be weird. I doubt that'd piss them off nearly as much as non-Dalish elves making out with him, anyway. I'll be happy to stand next to them and glower them all into leaving him alone, though.