sulahnan: (athessa-044)
sulahnan ([personal profile] sulahnan) wrote in [community profile] faderift2020-08-28 10:43 pm

Hot or Not

WHO: Athessa & Wysteria, walk-ins welcome
WHAT: Ranking the hotness of their coworkers
WHEN: Now, during mod-plot
WHERE: Orlais
NOTES: keepin' it light and spammy




[ Well, what else are ya supposed to do when scrubbing sigils off of walls? ]

I mean I guess he could be cute...if he changed his hair.

heirring: (responsible and mature individual)

[personal profile] heirring 2020-08-29 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wysteria, with her blouse's sleeves rolled up and the edge of her field skirts tucked up into her broad belt (a flash of calves and blue stockings on display), looks rather more washer woman than a member of any kind of gentility but maybe that is a perception aided by the buckets and the scrubbing brushes as much as by the rolled sleeves.

She pauses mid scrub.]


Oh, I disagree entirely. I think it's so perfectly charming, in the slightly eccentric sort of way. And you cannot deny that it marks him out as a very particular figure in the Gallows.
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[personal profile] heirring 2020-08-29 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
If that is the extent of your objection, it hardly qualifies. I could hardly name a single person in Riftwatch who is without some distracting feature or whim of personality which somehow detracts in some minor way from their handsomeness.

[She resumes scrubbing, the hard rasp of the brush a cheerful staccato.]

—Save perhaps for Captain Rivain, of course. The man is entirely without flaw.
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[personal profile] heirring 2020-08-29 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[The sidelong look Wysteria shoots her says, Gross but go on.]
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[personal profile] heirring 2020-08-29 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blechk.]

Mr. Ellis? I suppose so, yes. If sturdy outdoorsy types is indeed your preference, then Mr. Ellis is fairly typical of the breed. He is indeed quite... [searching for a word here, as if attempting to select from a rolodex the least uncharitable way of putting a thing. After all, they are excellent friends.] Solid.
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[personal profile] heirring 2020-08-29 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone clever and dashing, [is so prompt that clearly she has had this profile established as Her Preference for some time.]

Not that Mr. Ellis lacks in either category. He is plenty bright. And I assume that most Wardens are [hmmmmmmm, pausing to consider their roster of Wardens and then promptly editing her direction accordingly] dashing in concept. When you don't know them well.

Consider Enchanter Julius, were he slightly younger and unattached. Or Enchanter Leander, I suppose. He is quite sharp.
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[personal profile] heirring 2020-08-29 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[There are questions to press there. Like glass? Don't be absurd. Too bookish?! Is such a thing possible? Luckily, Athessa chooses the exact avenue required to diverge from the subject of book nerds and how they qualify as dashing.]

UGH! [she exclaims practically on top of Athessa's assessment of the Younger Averesch. Wysteria plunges her scrub brush into the nearby sudsy bucket.]

The man's personality is utterly a disqualification!
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[personal profile] heirring 2020-08-29 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[For a flat moment, it doesn't quite—]

No!

[Her arm is still submerged in the bucket.]
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[personal profile] heirring 2020-08-29 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cue an emphatic noise of utter revulsion and a great sloshing of water as she wrenches arm and scrub brush free, and commits to the work of scrubbing with renewed enthusiasm.]
Edited 2020-08-29 18:52 (UTC)
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[personal profile] heirring 2020-08-29 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Still sharp, boiling over the crude concept of Kostos' enthusiasm:] I've never spoken to the man. However his familiar friend, Mr. Dickerson, is delightful.

—Not as romantic prospect exactly, of course. He's slightly too old.
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[personal profile] heirring 2020-08-29 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
He's fine. [Loxely is.] Certainly pleasant enough to look at from a distance.

[Ugh. Enthusiasm.]
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[personal profile] heirring 2020-08-29 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Then Mr. Loxley should see to attending more silly Riftwatch parties or spending more time in the Gallows where he might be seen up close if he cares to be seen at proximity.
heirring: (rumpled and still superior)

[personal profile] heirring 2020-08-29 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Practically, or theoretically?
heirring: (sassmastery)

[personal profile] heirring 2020-08-30 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe Monsieur Bastien—who is also fine, by the way; he would be better served were he to shave his mustache. It makes him look rather old—once asked some similar question.

In any case, no. [This particular sigil was drawn in something less permanent than paint. It's coming up marvelously well under the scrub brush.] No feeling is universal, but all feelings have a sort of logic to them, I think. Which is precisely why I would disagree and say that romance is always so much more complicated in books than in real life. It has to be or else it wouldn't be so interesting to such a wide audience. I guarantee that half the people who love one another in real life do so simply because they share some sense of consideration for each other.
Edited 2020-08-30 18:20 (UTC)

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