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OPEN LOG: A beach party.
WHO: Everyone.
WHAT: A beach party.
WHEN: On a very hot day. At some point during the month.
WHERE: A beach just outside of Kirkwall.
NOTES: It is a beach party.
WHAT: A beach party.
WHEN: On a very hot day. At some point during the month.
WHERE: A beach just outside of Kirkwall.
NOTES: It is a beach party.
During a particularly hot and oppressive week in Kingsway, the Diplomacy division announces it will be diverting some of its funds to organize a party on a nearby beach. Kirkwallers are invited as well - a relationship-building sort of effort - but the party is mostly intended for morale boosting for Riftwatch itself.
The party features the following:
- Transportation to this lovely beach from the Gallows and from Kirkwall.
- Sunbathing and swimming in skimpy (or non-skimpy, if you're a fuckin square) bathing suits.
- Live music and dancing.
- Delectable grilled meats (and some vegetables, if you're a fuckin square).
- Rum drinks served in hollowed-out fruits.
- A sandcastle-building competition.
- A swim race.
- A few fun little sailboats bobbing around out on the water.
Does all that sound too wholesome? Great! There's also a cave system in the cliffs next to the beach. These little grottos are full of nooks and crannies and are perfect for a bit of sinful action after dark; in one cavern, there'll be some gambling games where some of Kirkwall's citizens are losing money; in another, you're likely to run into people making out.
Have fun! Soak up sun! Don't get in trouble! Or do, whatever, it's a beach party.

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I didn't realize that was in the beach contract. What an embarrassing oversight.
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Almost as embarrassing as arriving to a party underdressed. Or...well.
[ Overdressed, as the case may be. She raises an eyebrow at his sleeves. ]
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I recently had to have roots pulled out of my shoulder. It's not the best look to share on a beach, you see.
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[ She draws in more smoke, choosing to be unbothered by his irritation and tipping her head back to blow smoke rings into the air.
Good luck deterring her, Vanadi. Athessa is no stranger to befriending prickly fuckbois. ]
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I got this one in Churneau just last month. Some magister's bodyguard who thought I had potential and reminded me of his daughter.
[ Her hand drops to her décolletage, traces next the scar crossing her collarbone. ]
Venatori Stalker. If I'd blocked this one she would've sunk her other blade into my neck.
[ Then, she extends her arm, wresting her tattooed wrist on bended knee to better facilitate coasting her fingers over a crescent-shaped scar on the inside of her forearm. ]
A watchman's hound gave me this one when I was fourteen. Caught stealing. And this one—
[ A thin, pale scar on her inner thigh. ]
—Actually, I'll keep that one to myself.
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Only a month ago? It's healed quite well. [ He dutifully returns the joint, and with the smoky exhale: ] A two-headed wolf bit me, and ferns grew from the wound. The root system had to be dug out to fully remove them.
[ See. Ridiculous. It's even more ridiculous after all that, thanks. ]
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Really? That sounds painful.
[ Prepare for stoner logic in three...two... ]
Kind of cutting out a few steps in the life cycle there, huh? Starting to feed the plants with your flesh before you've even been put in the ground.
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Something like that. It was a strange place -- something to do with a rift. [ He waves it off as outside of his understanding, as so much around here is. ] Regardless, no one needs to see that.
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Maybe some other time, then. [ :^) ] Mind if I ask about that one?
[ The one on his face, she indicates with a sweeping gesture. ]
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I'll trade you for it.
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[ Athessa isn't that invested, truly. If he wants to keep his scars off the table, all he has to do is say so. ]
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Sort of.
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[ Or dead siblings, that's probably the third option. He doesn't add that. ]
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There was only one younger than me, the others older.
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And how old are you?
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[ Yes, yes, she knows she looks young. Athessa considers Vanadi for a moment, forestalling his questions with one of her own: ]
Do elves age differently in your world? That seems to be the case for the Provost.
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He nods, finally glancing away. ]
More slowly, yes. Physically we mature about as quickly as humans, but ... [ He considers it a little more thoughtfully than he might have before, with a broader context than he's used to. ] Our lives happen more slowly. An elf living at home faces very little of anything particularly challenging in their first century.
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[ It's an interesting thing to think about, especially given the context of how the elvhen in Thedas were once immortal. ]
Elves here used to live a lot longer. The stories say that it's being around humans that made our lives shorter, but who knows if there's any truth to that. It's why we call 'em shemlen though. Quicklings, or quickened children.
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I'd better start collecting humans then, I wouldn't mind a few years less. I've had a hundred and twenty-five of them so far, and I've done next to nothing with the whole lot.
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Wherever the joint is, she fetches it up and takes a drag, holding in the smoke and then breathing it out through her nostrils. ]
Are you an only child?
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And no, no. Youngest of eight, in fact. [ He tips his head to watch that dispersing smoke. ] Have you any children?
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