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[CLOSED] silverwhere?
WHO: Abby and Fenris
WHAT: War table mission of the sneaky variety
WHEN: fantasy April
WHERE: Hundred Pillars' foothills ish
NOTES: Petty crime
WHAT: War table mission of the sneaky variety
WHEN: fantasy April
WHERE: Hundred Pillars' foothills ish
NOTES: Petty crime

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A little collection of silverware, how about that. The drawer was tucked into a cabinet underneath an array of stacked cups. She shakes the entire thing out of its grooves. It's painfully obvious to her that Fenris is putting two and two together of his own accord in the background (her avoidance of the subject isn't going to make that any better) but she's determined not to bring it up. He'll have to do it, and she won't make it easy for him.
For now: "Help me with this." They should split the load, so that Abby's bag isn't full of soup spoons.
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He won't. He's not perfect by any stretch, and on the list of sins, nosiness really isn't all that bad. Besides: he's rather fond of Abby. There's a certain blunt sensibility about her that Fenris appreciates.
"Ah. It was so bad, then?" Idly said as he comes over to help her. It's smart not to load one bag full of spoons, yeah. It'd probably be smarter too for them to wrap each individual one with some kind of fabric, but eh, fuck it. "What was the issue?" She can tell him to fuck off if she really wants, but you never figure anything out unless you ask.
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Not angrily, just light and matter-of-fact, a clear indication that he should drop it as she tips the other half of the cutlery draw into his open pack. A couple of knives miss and hit the ground loudly, but she doesn't seem to care. It'll look more haphazard and frantic if they leave a few things scattered anyway.
Abby glances over her shoulder, checking. "Let's get out of here."
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But yes, leaving seems advisable. He follows her towards the door, and they're just about to open it when a thought strikes at him.
"Can you speak Tevene?" Any kind of Tevene, really; he doubts anyone in this tiny village can. "It may help sell the act if they overhear certain phrases." But really: why on earth would she? It's an irritating language to learn, doubly so if you haven't grown up with it. Leaning up against the ancient wood, he tips his head, regarding her.
"Festinare, populus excitare mox." Which is sort of a handful, and so he adds: "Or, if cursing suits you more: futuere."
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To his question she raises an eyebrow, and says, "¿Qué? Perdón. No hablo inglés," in a good imitation of somebody she misses very much; what he says back to her sounds like no language she's ever heard before. Which makes sense. Because why the fuck would she know how to speak Tevene–
"... I'm gonna stick with the swear words." Best thing you can learn in any language, "What was the first thing? Festinare, something,"
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Hm. He pauses for a moment, but finally: "Go fuck yourself, I think, would be the most accurate translation. But if you wish for something more versatile, fasta vass is one I default to often. Fucking hell might be a good, if not word-for-word accurate, translation of that." Language is his passion, really— and honestly, it's just good to speak his native tongue. "If you wish for more, I would not mind teaching you. Later, though, perhaps."
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She'll take him up on that and gladly, once they're out of the woods. Or, rather, out of the Chantry? since they have to exit the same way that they came in. At least they can be as noisy about it as they like now that they're on the way out, blatantly leaving the place with bags clinking from all the stolen shit inside of them, and Abby bitterly exclaiming, "Fasta vass–" amongst a litany of other things, all equally as rude as the last (and all very truthful, because she nearly loses her balance on her way out of the window).
Abby is in a good mood. It's from a combination of relief that Fenris didn't push her for information, and genuinely enjoying herself. There's something enjoyably mischievous about this stupid mission, and yelling swear words in a different language as they leave the scene of the crime.
(She drops a fork on the way outta there, but she bent it solidly in half, first.)