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faderift2018-06-14 09:20 am
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[Open] Now Her Hand Is Raised
WHO: James Norrington and You
WHAT: James is completing his assignment for Forces, OR hey how effective is a broken bottle in a fight anyways?
WHEN: Mid-Justinian
WHERE: The Gallows - Training Grounds
NOTES: Warnings for possible violence? James is seriously trying out everything.
WHAT: James is completing his assignment for Forces, OR hey how effective is a broken bottle in a fight anyways?
WHEN: Mid-Justinian
WHERE: The Gallows - Training Grounds
NOTES: Warnings for possible violence? James is seriously trying out everything.
It's not unlike James Norrington to be out in the training yard, working on his sword and shield work. It is, after all, what won him such acclaim at the Tourney, and he practices daily to keep up those 'world-renowned' skills up to snuff.
Today, though ... today is a different sort of day. Today, James has got the equivalent of a pile of junk before him, and is, if you can believe it, using it to attack the dummies on the far end. Right now he's got a broken wine bottle and seeing just how far he could stick it into the dummy's artery. There was a chain, some sticks, some sand ... he really was just trying out everything as a weapon. Including a frying pan.
Maker knew he was going to get on-lookers, but for as ridiculous as the scene was, he was taking it completely seriously.

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"Your new battle weapon of choice? Though I have to say, after all that it seems to be overkill."
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"You would be surprised of the effectiveness. I am thinking about starting to use it as a back up."
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Glancing to his other improvised weapons, she crosses her arms. "What else has stood out, so far?"
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This, however. This is just fucking weird. Iorveth stands not far from Norrington and his nonsense, arms crossed over his chest, watching this fuckery like he's waiting for it to make sense, before eventually speaking up. My dude, what the fuck.
"I suppose I ought to be glad you thought to bring more traditional weapons to the Grand Melee."
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He looked up from where he was tossing the frying pan, then snorted, "Currently, I'm testing non-magical weaponry. Things we could get our hands on and use to fight if we were without our swords or bows." He twirled the frying pan. "However, I won't lie. I am now tempted to bring the frying pan for next year."
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"If we're so pressed for weaponry that we're raiding the kitchen and broom closet for them, I'd call the battle well gone." My dude, what even is the point of that. Though, now that the idea is in his head, Iorveth's somewhat intrigued. Pacing over to the pile of household knick knacks to be tested, he examines a few things - a mop, a rope, the frying pan.
"What are the terms? Can your common tools be modified before being used?"
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"Well this is more for if we are in a tight spot, and we have left our weaponry somewhere else. Or it was taken from us." James rubbed the scarring on his wrist. "One never wants to be helpless."
He shakes his head, "No modifications."
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Picking up the rope and one of the frying pans, the elf starts typing one to the handle of the other. Maybe it's against the mission rules but maybe this also seems like a fun idea to him.
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James watched with some fascination while the other man put together the frying pan and the rope.
"Are you going to use it as an improvised mace of some sort? Perhaps a morning star?"
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"I. Ah. Yes. Hello Carlous." He cleared his throat, putting down the frying pan. "How are you? How are things? Getting enough to eat?"
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"Yes? Is that... a pan?" he asks, still uncertain.
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Right.
Well.
"Yes. yes it is. I am testing out varying weapons that are ... well. Not conventional? And cannot be magical." He cleared his throat once more. "Would you like to try?"
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"Try to hit it with the flat side of the pan. More coverage."
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"Could you take out a mage with a citrus?"
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"Absolutely." Without missing a beat. "Do you?"
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"Not typically. I have never had fruit handy in any skirmishes with qunari, and typically one wants to take out their chained mages at a greater distance than one can accurately hurl fruit. But I could try to knock down a Templar with one." He flashed a smile at Norrington that was a little wary. The certainty there was a little odd and Thor wasn't quite sure how to respond just yet.
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Perhaps this Templar really didn't like limes. Or... Thor didn't know. "How would a knife make using a lime as a weapon more effective?"
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He quirked an eyebrow, "You have smashed an entire lime into your mouth and not had a moment of choking? That is impressive." A pause, then he took out a small blade on his belt and cut the lime in half. "If you can get close enough, you can squirt the juice of the lime in their eyes, temporarily blinding them. I have seen it done before, in an orchard outside of Wycome. They used lemons, though."